I hope you relish it as much as I.

Do you have stats on this? Becase I’m pretty salty that 1450, 3.8 national champion in extracurricular doesn’t cut it for an in state applicant to UCLA.

I changed my mind about the Eagles when I saw the punch up in front of their stage at Hyde Park while they played Take it Easy.

Just today I asked gpt how much 250 11x17 card stock weighed and it replied “12,287.3854lbs”. Shipping’s gonna be a bitch. If

WTF? Did the dude never see Silence of the Lambs?

Not a typo. John Candy is the platonic ideal of our northern neighbors. Their correct demonym is Candian.

I don’t think our grandfathers were gassed at Verdun just so the government could monitor our handjobs.