Jesse Penny
jepenny.bsky.social
Jesse Penny
@jepenny.bsky.social
Another refugee from the former bird app.

📍 Nebraska
This new generation display has a satellite map overlay, but the tractor icon is still circa Atari, 😂
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We meet again, ADM my friend.
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My hometown Nextdoor group just has boring stuff like 100+ reply threads about the price of donuts, and vendettas against trash companies for emptying dumpsters.
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm already delusional from harvest because I read this as Waffle House.
October 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING OUR ATTENTION TO EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE MATTER EXCEPT THE PESKY EPSTEIN FILE THING.
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Or the holy trinity:
July 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Citizens: WhY dOnT tHeY FiX tHe RoAdS!

Also citizens:
July 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I was going to raise oil prices today, but he's the boss.
June 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Nebraska state senator Hunt and the Omaha Public Power District board of directors lives rent free in this guy's head.
June 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
June 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Stop the steal guy may have gotten a different truck.
June 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Overestimated the drive time this morning. They don't open for ten (10) more minutes.
May 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Update.
May 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I made a Trailer Park Boys reference on an egg price post, and as expected somebody in the WOWT comment section bit.
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
May 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
April 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Is this bad?
April 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When George Washington helped ancient Rome defeat the Aztecs, our two nations became the closest of allies.
April 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Did Pete Ricketts' head explode like that one dude in the movie Scanners?
April 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sheriff's department: Please be patient while the interstate is closed due to an injury crash.

Facebook user Derek:
April 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Subway:
April 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oops 😂
March 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I might be on generator power for a while.
March 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
March 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM