Someone should start a "love one another" campaign. Every misstepping Christian would instantly hear an earworm song. It might cause a crack of healing or hope or something that would redirect them away free from this cycle of stupidity and self-harm. I'm hoping.

Read Yertle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss and tell me it's not relatable. PS note how it ends.

Don't just uninstall the app. Delete your account so you are not their 'inactive user'.

But don't just leave it... close and delete your account there. Don't be their 'inactive user'.

Don't just uninstall the old app. Be sure to close out/delete your account there.

I hope they haven't watched The Hunger Games. (I know they don't read.)