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Watching good Christmas movies wearing bad Christmas sweaters 🤶🏼
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching good Christmas movies wearing bad Christmas sweaters 🤶🏼
I didn’t know Santa was British until I watched Miracle on 34th Street 🎅🏼
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I didn’t know Santa was British until I watched Miracle on 34th Street 🎅🏼
Anything bones can do, ghouls can do better. Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Anything bones can do, ghouls can do better. Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻
Frogs Against Fascism 🐸
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Frogs Against Fascism 🐸
I trust A.I.’s authority because he sounds so confident
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I trust A.I.’s authority because he sounds so confident
Show Jimmy your hell hole
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Show Jimmy your hell hole
Samples are the new bootlegs
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Samples are the new bootlegs
All western music is created from the same 12 notes
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All western music is created from the same 12 notes
How would you change your life if we didn’t die?
September 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How would you change your life if we didn’t die?
Artists see outside the lines
September 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Artists see outside the lines
Comedy is the sugar that coats the medicine
August 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Comedy is the sugar that coats the medicine
Life is what happens between writing dance tracks
August 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Life is what happens between writing dance tracks
Grief is so inconvenient
July 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Grief is so inconvenient
Being born without a horn doesn’t make you not a unicorn
July 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Being born without a horn doesn’t make you not a unicorn
“I’m not yours to silence. I never was.”
July 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“I’m not yours to silence. I never was.”
The lost art of Vaguebooking
July 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The lost art of Vaguebooking
June 15 is Yas Queens Day 🎉
June 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
June 15 is Yas Queens Day 🎉
Celebrate democracy today and every day 🎉
June 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Celebrate democracy today and every day 🎉
Women are powerful and dangerous
June 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Women are powerful and dangerous
Patterns reveal truths
June 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Patterns reveal truths
Dancing is a human right
May 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dancing is a human right
I support student loan forgiveness because it took me 20 years to pay mine off
April 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I support student loan forgiveness because it took me 20 years to pay mine off
Well behaved women rarely make his story
April 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well behaved women rarely make his story
New World Disorder
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
New World Disorder