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Red Leaf and Jen White 🇨🇦
@jenwhitesays.bsky.social
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WDW and HHN enthusiast. Cries quite a bit.
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AI image, commented on by AI bots, with a synopsis of the ensuing mess by AI. What a world.
February 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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They aren’t made of bamboo, they’re made of
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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New Year’s Resolution just dropped.
December 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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When you’re a lil spooky but also FESTIVE.
December 24, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy Trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Don’t worry @cardsagainsthumanity.com, I have Diamond Potato at home 🇨🇦🥔
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Come on Amazon, use your noggin. It’s CHRISTMAS.
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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I would buy anything from “JM”.
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, for I am about to regale you with the tale of my large strainer, the unsung hero of my kitchen. This isn't just a strainer; it's a culinary net that could probably catch dreams if I tried hard enough. First off, let's address the size of this marvel. It's so large I half expect to receive a shipping forecast whenever I use it. I'm pretty sure if I turned it upside down, it could double as a stylish (yet impractical) hat. And the fine mesh? So intricate, I'm convinced tiny elves wove it in a mystical forest. The mesh is so fine, it doesn't just strain; it performs a high-precision sifting operation. It could probably sift through my life choices and filter out the bad ones. It's like the Sherlock Holmes of strainers, leaving no grain or lump undetected. And talk about versatility! This strainer isn't just for pasta or vegetables. Oh no, it's an all-around performer. Rinse rice without losing a single grain? Check. Sift flour for the world's smoothest cake? Double check. Double as a tennis racket in a kitchen utensil version of Wimbledon? Why not! The durability is another highlight. This strainer has seen more action than a blockbuster movie hero and yet, it doesn't have a single dent. I've dropped it, banged it, even used it in an impromptu drum solo, and it still looks as impeccable as the day we met. But my favorite thing? The handle. It's like it was crafted by ergonomic wizards. It fits in my hand so comfortably, I sometimes forget I'm holding it. I've considered taking it on walks with me, but I'm afraid the neighbors might start asking questions.
November 18, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with.
November 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Was irrationally upset that my feckless husband called Gonzo “that alien bird” until I subtly googled and, well…
November 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Finally get to see if I’ll ever have Woody’s Lunchbox Breakfast Tots again.
November 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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A reminder for those who feel obliged to host or attend Thanksgiving with family that don’t share the same moral values.
November 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM