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No goals last night but 78,000 voices making my ears ring just from the players coming on… the best feeling ✨

I am not generally in favour of blasphemy laws but if you put a *mince pie* at the top of your Christmas Tree you deserve jail time

📣 This is a PSA to the Parliamentary community: Stop treating PCH like the living room in your student flat 👎

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There’s rubbish on the pitch… and I don’t mean Man Utd 😂😂🙂