We doing videos now? Here’s my 1955 kitchen. Best stove I ever had. (Sidebar: I don’t want to learn/do new things. How many apps do I need to be on? Still, I try to stay with it so that I don’t miss anything in these end-stage times. Gotta be awake to watch the world burn.) #vintagekitchen

Someone just asked me if I wanted a Bluesky invite and I almost said sure. Then I remembered, I’m already here. 🤷🏽‍♀️ 🦋 Is this Bluesky Existentialism?

Jacob STERN is also a staff writer at THE ATLANTIC. Just sayin’.

I quit 🐦 like seven years ago. Not sure why I’m here.