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Jen Clarke
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jensized on the bird app. Memphis, TN. Mom and marathoner.
So weird how people outsource their decision-making to Reddit. I follow some running gear subs and like 75% of the posts are “should I get this shoe or this one?” Bro I don’t know your feet, just pick one and return it if it doesn’t work out.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wow I was feeling bad about the Grizzlies but the Kings don’t even look like a team. Just some dudes out there.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m the kind of person to use “loath” in a text message and I guess that pretty much sums me up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
J.P. Morgan died in 1913 so I’m interested to see where this leads.
Trump is opening an "investigation" because that precludes DOJ from being allowed to release the files.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s been years since I accidentally subscribed to Heathrow Airport’s email list while logging on for free WiFi, and I read them regularly. I don’t know if it’s an escapism thing or what. Anyway, there’s a Five Guys in terminal 5 now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A haunted house but it’s a 2 am email from Workday
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That ChatGPT commercial with the Perfume Genius track just makes me so mad
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Mmmm yeah I know what this means
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lol Thunder fans cheering their hearts out for Steven Adams and booing Kevin Durant
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Metaphor has completely given up.
“.. despite his pledge that construction of the $250 million addition wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing building.”

@washingtonpost.com
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October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
UT kicker Turbyville’s name sounds like a drunk person making fun of Tommy Tuberville
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh, no! Not my cloud! Are the scammers even trying anymore.
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Disappointed crimping has been mentioned multiple times on this week’s #GBBO and not one person has made a Mighty Boosh reference.
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Love when they throw those little decoy categories in there and I actually catch the reference
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Also, I’ve concluded lately that I’d prefer to know fewer people’s opinions about most things.
Wisdom from George Saunders, in his newsletter:
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lazy AI descriptions and overwhelming negativity. I’m familiar with only one of these names yet these are trending topics for me on Threads. Poisoned algorithm.
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Can’t begrudge anyone a check but I don’t love hearing New Order’s “Age of Consent” on car commercials.
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My son has figured out how to peel his own banana. I was already unemployed, now I’m practically useless.
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Well I saw a Bake-Off spoiler and once again I’m big mad about it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Wonder what he’s in trouble for this time
BREAKING: Auburn men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl is retiring, according to multiple reports.

He leaves college basketball with a 477-224 (.680) overall record, including 246-125 (.663) in the last 11 years at Auburn.
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ready for big Tiger footbawl #gotigersgo
September 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know I’m supposed to reserve some of the pasta water but I’ve never needed it once.
September 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
People say “it’s all over now” when your kid starts walking but really it’s when they can start opening doors
September 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
LMAO it looks like a dress form.
September 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He really said “never again” after Wimbledon
Carlos Alcaraz wins the #USOpen in 4 sets over Jannick Sinner
September 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM