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jenqueue.bsky.social
@jenqueue.bsky.social
Loosely curated at best, Latina, silly goose.

I am trying to remember who all I followed on that other place so hello if that’s you I guess.
This is why Kendrick won the battle, lol.
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Creating a “luxury diaper” brand in the last decade when regular diapers are already expensive as shit is nasty work.
May 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
gamers (real ones, not incels) when we see the regular tv people reacting to #thelastofus s2e2 because we didn’t spoil it for you.
April 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Can’t even get through
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Once I went to a hotel where the bathrobe was so comfortable I found the company who made them and asked if I could order a single robe from them even though they’re a b2b supplier. It was expensive but now it will be even MORE EXPENSIVE because TARIFFS! He won’t even let us relax comfortably
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is…this what school pride feels like??
February 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I don’t want to talk about anything serious today so here’s my dog Gene Parmesan watching the puppy bowl
February 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fuck. Off. 😆
February 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
May I suggest joining us in Spurs fandom instead???
February 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This man in a video lecture I have to watch watch talks so slowly that even in I’m 1.75x speed I’m still screaming inside
February 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Guys who wear these glasses have a 100% chance of mansplaining a synthesizer to a woman on the subway while wearing a skull cap beanie that doesn’t cover their ears and calling themselves a feminist.

But maybe only one of these assholes has Richard Nixon’s face tattooed on his back.
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
POV: you are the post-dinner Nubz bone. 🦴 #GeneParmesanDGAF
January 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Today is our pug Gene Parmesan’s 2nd gotcha day! He was discovered on the street with a stomach parasite and eating rocks. Now he gets approximately 3,000 treats a day and is treated like a human toddler. The happiest pug on earth. 1st pic: his shelter photo. 2nd pic: Prince McDoofus.
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You can read that speech here. www2.oberlin.edu/external/EOG...

3. Made breakfast tacos with HEB tortillas

4. MLK Day basketball with my pug
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Found an IUD in the green beans. Happy thanksgiving!

This is how we have to conceal our birth control contraband in Texas
November 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM
We took our Shaq candy to the spurs game last night and didn’t open it so I guess it’s our emotional support Shaq candy now (that window is perpetually dirty because our pug, Gene Parmesan, “looks” out the window with his entire face) Hand model husband @anttoes.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 PM
If we must endure late stage capitalism we might as well buy the Shaq gummy candy
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
When I find the shredded cheese after sleepwalking to the fridge at 3am
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 AM