Jenny Zero
@jennyzero.bsky.social
Like Coke Zero bc I love Coke Zero
You can’t make gum wrapper chains anymore
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
You can’t make gum wrapper chains anymore
Never feel broker than when I’m in an uber share. And I know they feel like that too
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Never feel broker than when I’m in an uber share. And I know they feel like that too
All my English major friends, of which there are at least one, are either reading-leaning or writing-leaning and a great many other things about them can be determined with this information
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
All my English major friends, of which there are at least one, are either reading-leaning or writing-leaning and a great many other things about them can be determined with this information
Weaponized incompetence son
Malicious compliance daughter
Malicious compliance daughter
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Weaponized incompetence son
Malicious compliance daughter
Malicious compliance daughter
Women don’t sperm btw
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Women don’t sperm btw
Skizzy mars came to me in a dream
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Skizzy mars came to me in a dream
This marks the commencement of my skeet era (I will forget about this tomorrow)
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This marks the commencement of my skeet era (I will forget about this tomorrow)
Remember when everyone had a juul
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember when everyone had a juul
Microbangs on Beyoncé
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Microbangs on Beyoncé
Addison Rae Kim Possible
Charli xcx Shego
Charli xcx Shego
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Addison Rae Kim Possible
Charli xcx Shego
Charli xcx Shego
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” i.e., appealing to the tenuous construct of time space to validate day drinking… yas
September 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” i.e., appealing to the tenuous construct of time space to validate day drinking… yas
Huge for coworkers
August 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Huge for coworkers
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
People who think they’re Hannah are Hannah
People who think they’re Marnie are Shoshanna
People who think they’re Jemma are Marnie
People who think they’re Shoshanna are Hannah
Real Jemmas have never seen Girls
People who think they’re Marnie are Shoshanna
People who think they’re Jemma are Marnie
People who think they’re Shoshanna are Hannah
Real Jemmas have never seen Girls
July 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
People who think they’re Hannah are Hannah
People who think they’re Marnie are Shoshanna
People who think they’re Jemma are Marnie
People who think they’re Shoshanna are Hannah
Real Jemmas have never seen Girls
People who think they’re Marnie are Shoshanna
People who think they’re Jemma are Marnie
People who think they’re Shoshanna are Hannah
Real Jemmas have never seen Girls
I JUST WANT BLUE SKIES (real life)
July 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I JUST WANT BLUE SKIES (real life)
Owning a music/practice studio but renting it out for 5 minute increments where people can scream as loud as they want
June 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Owning a music/practice studio but renting it out for 5 minute increments where people can scream as loud as they want
I’m the opposite of artificial intelligence. Real Stupid
May 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’m the opposite of artificial intelligence. Real Stupid
Beyoncé selling her tour merch for $150 is a pathetic joke
May 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Beyoncé selling her tour merch for $150 is a pathetic joke
boyf took a ss during FaceTime to circle where he is going to kiss me I am so
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
boyf took a ss during FaceTime to circle where he is going to kiss me I am so
just got a “Happy Pre-Friday” greeting in an email
May 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
just got a “Happy Pre-Friday” greeting in an email
you got time and I got money
May 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you got time and I got money
Someone who Observes: why is everyone playing pool all of a sudden
May 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Someone who Observes: why is everyone playing pool all of a sudden
One thing the British got right is the word bung hole
April 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One thing the British got right is the word bung hole