jennywood.esq
@jennywoodesq.bsky.social
Attorney & Performing Arts Professional
Accidental Fed
LAX//DAL//DCA
citations pls
Accidental Fed
LAX//DAL//DCA
citations pls
THAT’LL TEACH ME to pay attention to where i last stored my driver’s license!!!
no, it won’t.
no, it won’t.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
THAT’LL TEACH ME to pay attention to where i last stored my driver’s license!!!
no, it won’t.
no, it won’t.
how many rancid/sex pistols/nin shirts is too many, really
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
how many rancid/sex pistols/nin shirts is too many, really
my favorite part of rewatching millennial TV is guessing which LA County mall they filmed in
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
my favorite part of rewatching millennial TV is guessing which LA County mall they filmed in
OH i forgot how fantastic the great british baking show can be!
September 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
OH i forgot how fantastic the great british baking show can be!
no sarcasm - grocery shopping is my favorite thing about being a single adult with disposable income
July 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
no sarcasm - grocery shopping is my favorite thing about being a single adult with disposable income
sucessfully maintained #nospoilers media blackout until i finished the bear season 4, totally worth it
June 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
sucessfully maintained #nospoilers media blackout until i finished the bear season 4, totally worth it
“the pressure of competition is a privilege”
gaahhhhhh
top chef finalists
in italy
cooking risotto
getting pep talks from
olympians and paraolympians
🤣😭😊
gaahhhhhh
top chef finalists
in italy
cooking risotto
getting pep talks from
olympians and paraolympians
🤣😭😊
June 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“the pressure of competition is a privilege”
gaahhhhhh
top chef finalists
in italy
cooking risotto
getting pep talks from
olympians and paraolympians
🤣😭😊
gaahhhhhh
top chef finalists
in italy
cooking risotto
getting pep talks from
olympians and paraolympians
🤣😭😊
ok yep we’re back to sober sobbing through top chef 😁😂😭
May 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ok yep we’re back to sober sobbing through top chef 😁😂😭
y’all. we made it. for now.
✨🥂✨
✨🥂✨
May 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
y’all. we made it. for now.
✨🥂✨
✨🥂✨
my peak internalized stress physically manifests as unironically ordering a captain & diet coke
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my peak internalized stress physically manifests as unironically ordering a captain & diet coke
gah four weeks in a row 😭
also listening to so much cabaret, hamilton and les miz
also listening to so much cabaret, hamilton and les miz
April 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
gah four weeks in a row 😭
also listening to so much cabaret, hamilton and les miz
also listening to so much cabaret, hamilton and les miz
three weeks in a row
March 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
three weeks in a row
how am i doing?
well, i’ve sober sobbed through top chef two weeks in a row 🙃😭🙃
well, i’ve sober sobbed through top chef two weeks in a row 🙃😭🙃
March 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
how am i doing?
well, i’ve sober sobbed through top chef two weeks in a row 🙃😭🙃
well, i’ve sober sobbed through top chef two weeks in a row 🙃😭🙃
and on day 55, i am compelled to add:
don’t make me ask you twice.
don’t make me ask a third time and then you profusely apologize when my direct tone cuts through your soul and you finally pay attention - that is selfish and harmful on your part and i will no longer consider you a friendly
don’t make me ask you twice.
don’t make me ask a third time and then you profusely apologize when my direct tone cuts through your soul and you finally pay attention - that is selfish and harmful on your part and i will no longer consider you a friendly
March 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
and on day 55, i am compelled to add:
don’t make me ask you twice.
don’t make me ask a third time and then you profusely apologize when my direct tone cuts through your soul and you finally pay attention - that is selfish and harmful on your part and i will no longer consider you a friendly
don’t make me ask you twice.
don’t make me ask a third time and then you profusely apologize when my direct tone cuts through your soul and you finally pay attention - that is selfish and harmful on your part and i will no longer consider you a friendly