Oh man, I’m so sorry.

It took me a moment to work out that you were talking about baseball and not getting violent on a picket line.

Dude: How long ya been in the city, honey?
Me: A week.
Dude: You’ll learn.

Me: *Looking like an easy mark in the TKTS line*
Woman: If I give you cash will you buy tickets for me? It’s cold out.
Me: No, I’ve been standing in this line and yo can too.
Woman: Pleaaaase? Come on!
Dad looking Dude in Line: HEY. She said FUCK OFF.
Me: Thank you.

Ben kept one for about two years. He named her Natasha, and it took me an embarrassingly long time to put that together.

Don’t worry! Black widows don’t actually bite people and they only eat their husbands in captivity, not in the wild. They’re much less scary than their reputation!

Have they seen The Birdcage?

Don’t boop a bobby on the nose.

Oh gosh, for a second I thought this was a plug for Talk Nerdy and I nearly had a brain meltdown.

Aww, what a sweetie! That little nose is so shiny!

What the fuck.

It’s tasty, I won’t lie. But not more tasty than human rights.

As an adult though? I haven’t shopped at Hobby Lobby or eaten at Chic Fil A since 2009.

Evangelical Childhood here: we “boycotted” all manner of things. Because a) pointless virtue signaling and b) it’s a lot easier to tell your kid you’re “boycotting” Disney than that you’re too poor to go.

😂 That makes a LOT more sense!

I’ll have to watch the whole thing!

I think my brain blended that with escargot! 😂

I haven’t seen it in its entirety, but my aunt did the choreo reconstruction for the movie!