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Croseph Jowley
@jennytulls.bsky.social
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Dick jokes are my ✨️passion✨️
Does not carry rabies.
Bird Pervert
Photographer
Illustrator, never AI
Any pronouns
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
The artist Nellies Nest has drawn an erotic version of Patrick Star lovingly whispering to an extremely pregnant and nude SpongeBob Squarepants, "I love that you smoke while you're pregnant, Spongebob". Sponge Robert looks back over his shoulder with a tender glance at his lover, who is holding his large belly. The Sponge is smoking a cigarette. This is a beautiful vignette, fully demonstrating the love between sea star and sea sponge.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Post your warning label
A sign that says, "THIS HOLE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. Know your limitations." It's from a mini golf course. I did not take the picture but I do find it relatable.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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If you see this, post your bird art
🐦
#birds

(This is by far and away my most popular piece of art lol)
A digital illustration of a pair of falcon fledglings being shocked and terrified of a blue butterfly who landed on the outside of the wooden nest structure they were napping in. I painted this after watching a viral video of this event.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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aaaaaaaaaa the move is tomorrow and I feel unprepared aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A drawing of a raven inhaling then opening their beak to scream "AAAAA" into the universe
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Guess he could used this service smh
Screenshot of a post from Muggsy Pogues that says, "Living up to stated expectations of 'not dead'. " This is followed by a photo of a truck on a highway with a big red sign. In yellow lettering, the sign says, "SUCK MY gutters clean dot com. No mess. No risk. No death!"
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Share an angry bird and the curse you think it embodies

"Seven days."
A photo of a very dramatic black starling looking downwards, facing the camera. The entire picture is dark and moody.
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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People should be kinder to others all the time, even when they're annoying or its inconvenient. Also I think that people should want community and work harder to build community with their neighbors because thats how we all can start taking care of each other.
Rockwell painting of a man in a blue plaid shirt and a brown coat standing up in a crowded classroom to speak his unpopular truth.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Inspired by a sunset on my drive home this evening

#art #painting #illustration #fall 🎨
A non-ai digital painting of fall trees in shades of reds and browns and blacks backlit against a yellow sunset sky. Very muted.
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"What are you doing to keep sane?"
Room with walls splashed with blood. Caption: "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent."
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Re-upload because I posted the wrong one lol

Moonrise

#art #illustration #painting #moon 🎨
An illustration/digital painting of a dark harvest orange moon rising up above a body of water. The water has a bit of a pale blue bioluminescent glow, and the sky above the moon is made of chunky streaks of blues, blacks, purples and greens. There are also stars.
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Okay, the follow through. Not perfect but the vibe was irresistible for me
An illustration of a dog with a tubesock (?) around their neck to prevent scratching of a scab. There's a lot of heavy shadows and a soft yellow light from behind the pooch. It doesn't look a whole ton like the actual extremely cute dog but I tried hard to capture the feeling the original picture gave me.
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses

Pic is like a year old, I cant find my stupid glasses lol
Jenn back in her green hair era, in a blue dress. She's looking over the top of her glasses and making a wry face. You can see one of her moth tattoos on her shoulder.
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Clearly I'm in my "possum in a bathrobe" era

#art #painting #illustration 🎨
A very pale watercolor selfie style painting of a possum in a punk fuzzy bathrobe
October 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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There's always the condiment sow
A pink plastic pig with condom-like udders that dispense mustard, mayo, bbq sauce, and ketchup. Its labeled "condiment sow" and looks like it gets a sick thrill from you squeezing out the sauce.
October 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Saw this from a state fair earlier this year...
A pink plastic pig that says "condiment sow" and has condom looking udders that dispense mustard, mayo, bbq sauce, and ketchup. I'm so sorry.
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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You know he'd be that guy*

*the Pratt version
A mean looking Mario with a hat that says, "Make America Mario Again"
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Cozy

#art #illustration #painting #possum 🎨
An illustration of a smiling possum in a pink fuzzy bathrobe, with a small yellow rubber duck in a puddle in the bottom right corner.
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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#AlphabetChallenge #WeekQforQuiet

I chose this because it was a perfect moment of peace and quiet, seeing his smile when he wakes up. He's having surgery today, so everyone send good vibes for my best guy.
A photo of a man with tousled curls and beautiful dimples. He's in bed and has his head on a pillow, he's just waking up and has a smile on his face.
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Lighting and angles are everything

Its a good thing im not afraid to be fat and ugly 🥰
A selfie taken from below, in which i look like an obese bullfrog. My extra chin meat really brings out the color of my eyes, which are half closed and appear dark brown. A selfie taken from above, immediately after, in which i look like a person with an actual jawline and chin. The truth of how I look is probably somewhere between these two pictures. I am undeniably a hot piece of ass in both.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Artists, what's your favorite part to draw?

Sweeping vistas, apparently!
A hazy green, purple and blue cityscape at sunset, backlit with a river in the foreground. Imagine a chilly fall day, right before the first snow. The sunset always has a slightly green tinge. This has mid-October vibes. A dirt path through a lush meadow. In the distance are rippling green fields, a line of trees, and then mountains with the last tracing of snow for the season, before it all melts off. Early May, perhaps. A very purple evening from a cold park, with frost on the ground, the kind that feels crunchy when you step on it. In the distance is a dark city, there was a power outage. The skyline is purple and orange, and there are glowing clouds above, full of snow that is just beginning to come down. It's a perfect, quiet December night. A golden sunset over deep orange hills. There is a distant solitary stag soaking in the last of the day, and behind him is a field of pink flowers. Closest to the viewer is a tangle of orange bushes. This feels like July.
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Look, sometimes I just make shit and I dont know why.
A painting of a meadow and a mountain. In the foreground is a fat brown hyrax, a pair of spooked falcon fledglings, and a yellow cowboy emoji who is perched on a giant yellow leg emoji. Under the Bigfoot cowboy are neon cursive letters spelling out "good luck". There's a childlike sun in the corner, a yellow butterfly, and a heart emoji. None of these things make any sense in any context, really. The vibe is "mentally ill birthday card". I dont know what that means.
October 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Hyrax on the rocks

#art #illustration #drawing #painting 🎨
An illustration of an extremely fat, furry hyrax plopped sitting up on some rocks. Hyraxes are large fat rodents found in Africa. They are very cute but usually look a little grumpy, like the opposite of their very chill cousins, the capybaras. Hyraxes are actually closer related to elephants. Anyway, this one is very fat and has buckteeth. He's in shades of brown, and the rocks and sky are blues and purples and greys.
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Yearning
The tiny universe that is found behind your ear The delicate skin of the side of your throat The soft sensitive curls at the nape of your neck The terrain of the spaces Where my face is pressed When I'm in your arms The catch of your breath When my lips meet The pulse that beats in time with my own The only time I feel safe Is when All my focus Is drawn to The tiny universe that is found behind your ear
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Doing what I can to keep sane

City

#art #illustration #painting 🎨
An illustration of a backlit city by a sea, during a late fall sunset. The sky is a smear of greens, blues, oranges and pinks. The shadows of the skyscrapers is reflected on the ocean in the foreground.
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Meadow Walk

#art #illustration #mountain #landscape #painting 🎨
An illustration of a dirt path through a grassy meadow. In the distance is a lush green field, and behind that is the blue-green foothills followed by faded purple mountains, capped with streaks of snow. It's early fall in the painting.
October 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM