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@golikehellmachine.com got me a bird feeder with a camera for my birthday. I am creepin on birds and this song sparrow is my first victim. Enjoy its derpy face with a peanut in its beak.
March 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
@golikehellmachine.com got me a bird feeder with a camera for my birthday. I am creepin on birds and this song sparrow is my first victim. Enjoy its derpy face with a peanut in its beak.
Our slumlord landlords put us up in a motel after our bedroom was destroyed by ancient burst pipes. Bobby has never had a wide window view with big buildings before. He looked pretty freaked out.
September 28, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Our slumlord landlords put us up in a motel after our bedroom was destroyed by ancient burst pipes. Bobby has never had a wide window view with big buildings before. He looked pretty freaked out.
I also cut a little hole out of a coffee filter and tape it on the jar like this, so they have a hard time finding their way out again
June 30, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I also cut a little hole out of a coffee filter and tape it on the jar like this, so they have a hard time finding their way out again
And Pee Wee Herman’s maximalist kitchen, too! There were a few heroes who fought the goose tide.
June 2, 2023 at 12:23 AM
And Pee Wee Herman’s maximalist kitchen, too! There were a few heroes who fought the goose tide.
Here’s a list of anagrams to get you started on a conspiracy theory
May 27, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Here’s a list of anagrams to get you started on a conspiracy theory
Now that it’s summer, the most Manson-y season, I am getting down for the first time with Ed Sanders’ (of the Fugs) wild hippie-jive-laden examination of “cruelty-freaks, satanists, and other partisans of pain-magic.”
May 17, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Now that it’s summer, the most Manson-y season, I am getting down for the first time with Ed Sanders’ (of the Fugs) wild hippie-jive-laden examination of “cruelty-freaks, satanists, and other partisans of pain-magic.”
If I saw someone wearing this one, I would laugh, though
May 17, 2023 at 12:48 AM
If I saw someone wearing this one, I would laugh, though
18th century Rodney Dangerfield having a wank to a picture of Alf
May 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
18th century Rodney Dangerfield having a wank to a picture of Alf
Look at this wistful little fucker
May 14, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Look at this wistful little fucker
I’ve been having a wild old time in ChatGPT with the premise that Dracula and Queen Victoria are vampiric best friends, ruling Britain together and using their powers for good.
May 11, 2023 at 2:08 AM
I’ve been having a wild old time in ChatGPT with the premise that Dracula and Queen Victoria are vampiric best friends, ruling Britain together and using their powers for good.
Out here fuckin bugs
May 7, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Out here fuckin bugs
Fine literature for the Jung and horny.
May 7, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Fine literature for the Jung and horny.
Gotta do it like this:
May 6, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Gotta do it like this:
E.T. porn from the 80s exists. Clearly there is something hot about ET that resonates in loins across generations.
May 5, 2023 at 6:59 AM
E.T. porn from the 80s exists. Clearly there is something hot about ET that resonates in loins across generations.
I need these 1,300 year old cookies from a grave in Xinjiang.
May 4, 2023 at 9:44 PM
I need these 1,300 year old cookies from a grave in Xinjiang.
I’m playing the pixel remaster of Final Fantasy 6, and Ultros is so hot.
May 4, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I’m playing the pixel remaster of Final Fantasy 6, and Ultros is so hot.
I have been tapped for celebrity hog posting. I present the hogs of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
May 3, 2023 at 5:37 AM
I have been tapped for celebrity hog posting. I present the hogs of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
Harpo Marx and his genuine wiener! This sold at auction recently for about $5000 and was posed as a gag photograph on the set of Horse Feathers (1932) as a wrap gift for the director.
May 3, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Harpo Marx and his genuine wiener! This sold at auction recently for about $5000 and was posed as a gag photograph on the set of Horse Feathers (1932) as a wrap gift for the director.
My totally adult, supremely elegant tiny purse that I bought with the birthday money my mom gave me.
May 3, 2023 at 5:14 AM
My totally adult, supremely elegant tiny purse that I bought with the birthday money my mom gave me.