New work 🙋‍♀️

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

You wanna know what I think? I think Zelensky was expected to sign that shitty mineral deal with the US. I also think he was instructed to show up in a suit and tie for the photo op that would signal that Donald Trump had singlehandedly ended the war. 1/2

I assumed they were soft launching a new violence algorithm to pair with the misinformation cesspool of Facebook to further desensitize the masses and to foster abject apathy and acceptance for the violence and cruelty forecast to be enacted by the US admin standing beside Zuck at the inauguration🤷‍♀️

So, my household is supporting the Feb 28 economic blackout today. Just wanted to say thanks to all who are taking part❤️ This is NOT a solution (as many naysayers will gleefully attest today) ... but it IS an important building block towards creating momentum and igniting a unified citizen response.

Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless

Well things aren't all bad I guess

So this is delightful.

Throwback to possibly my favorite poem of all time

Whaddaya attttttt by's

Canadians, ditch your NYT subscription.

I recommend local outlets like the @nationalobserver.com - dollars will do far more good there

Small plane crashes in Philadelphia and sets homes on fire

I just effing *printed something* to avoid opening it with a proprietory AI "assistant," after spending all day evading the "compose with AI" cursor that now hovers malignantly in the margins of MS Word. I am ready to THROW ALL OF THIS SHIT OUT THE WINDOW

For folks in DC: is this the cold day in hell everyone always talks about

oh. em. gee. Is the Trump-stacked Supreme Court that overturned Roe v Wade the same one that got rid of Tik Tok in the US? Weird that they would want ban something else that people use all the time. Huh.

Boutta pregame a few zzzz's
Happy Friday everyone 🛀🛌

Could Chrystia Freeland become the next prime minister?

The current situation mirrors Kim Campbell’s brief tenure as Canada’s first female prime minister. In this Q&A, biographer Catherine Tsalikis explores the parallels:

thewalrus.ca/freeland-liberal...

Why does the largest pig farm in the world look like a server farm. Just wondering.