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Jenny Langin (Eastern Standard Time)
@jennylangin.myatproto.social
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Happy Fun Ball™. 🫧
Painfully earnest.

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The Worst.
I cannot get oral meds into my bitchy sausage. I have tried tablets, microtabs, suspensions, ground into powder, in pill pockets, with treats, with meal toppers, with Churu, stirred into gravy, in fancy & sketchy wet foods, in chunk tuna, swaddled, & with a pill syringe.
THEY JUST KNOW.
QT from @icanhascheezburgerz (I feel a little ill that I just had to type "cheezburgerz", but here we are as a global community): sara david @SaraQDavid "me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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An drawing of Marvel character Jessica Jones, dressed in her Avengers-era costume, when she went by the name "Jewel".
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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A black and white photo of a young Sophia Loren in an informal moment on set. She is seated on a rickety wooden chair. She is folded up in a playful casual position, her hair is in a loose, tousled updo, and she is wearing a simple, rural white dress. She is having a conversation with someone just off-camera, and her enormous, gorgeous, open-mouthed mid-laugh smile dominates the whole image.
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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White text on neutral blue-grey background: "PORTLAND: 'The frogs are multiplying'"
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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... or himb will put his butthole on your Ring cam.
A ginger tabby stands atop a table, paws planted firmly on a tarot spread, inside a circle of glowing candles. His eyes are all black pupil as he stares with utter focus at something immediately out of frame above us. The caption reads: "Himb hath been summoned and himb want biscuits".
October 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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BROWN TABBIES ARE THE BEST
A blue heating pad sits on a blue couch. A brown tabby cat sits on top, on her rear, like she is people. Her back legs are simultaneously splayed, and one front arm is bracing her in an upright position while covering her junk like she was just caught coming out of the shower in an 80s Skinemax movie. Her pupils are the size of dinner plates, and her expression is outraged and deranged.
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A brown tabby cat is sitting in a fleece-lined bucket at the top of a cat tree, staring riveted at something off to the side, while both her front legs dangle aggressively at full length over the lip.
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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"The MOST fun, I tell you"
Meaning of *go off the rails* in English: go off the rails idiom to start behaving in a way that is not generally acceptable, especially dishonestly or illegally: "He went off the rails in his first year at university." SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases - Bad and wrong behaviour - act out (phrasal verb) angel ASB astray at your worst (idiom) be up to no good (idiom) go round (phrasal verb) gross misconduct hellion et al. © Cambridge University Press & Assessment 2025
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Timeline Cleanse.
A brown tabby cat is peering down from the top left corner of a doorway, where she is perched on a stair step to the side.
August 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I don't know how to feel about it either, but there it is. The Bounty Hunter says I owe you. (Hippo is more chill, but does not have blasters.)
The Mandalorian, Din Djarin, is gently cradling a swaddled Moo Deng, the pygmy hippo.
August 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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She is trying to fold herself into a shape that presents the maximum possible surface area to The Sunbeam™. My beautiful dumbass.
Brown tabby cat April Ludgate Karate Dwyer on brown couch, eyes closed, folded in half to best match oddly-shaped sunbeam. Brown tabby cat April Ludgate Karate Dwyer on brown couch, eyes closed, folded like an origami crane to best match oddly-shaped sunbeam.
July 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Here is some April Ludgate Karate Dwyer for YOU.
A brown tabby cat on her side under a chair, making crazy eyes and pushing her front feet out in the direction of the camera like she is warding off paparazzi.
July 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Heidi MacDonald @comixace.bsky.social Black and white graphic featuring 2 identical images of pygmy hippo Moo Deng facing one another. The top caption reads: "inside you there are two moo dengs" Above the left hippo, the text reads "this one bites people"; the right side reads "so does this one". The bottom caption reads, "bite the people". October 4, 2024 at 7:35 PM Everybody can reply
July 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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A still from Terminator 2: Judgment Day showing Sarah Connor's (Linda Hamilton) nightmare of being incinerated in a nuclear blast so quick and powerful her skeletal fingers still clutch a chain link fence as the flesh is flayed from her screaming skeleton. This horrifying visual is often used as a cheerful and funny shorthand for someone being deeply and savagely dunked upon. It is merited here.
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Still beautiful, and more important than ever. To us, and to the Rebellion. Happy Pride!
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this - the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance, will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try." Karis Nemik, Andor: A Star Wars Story
June 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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we are not NOT intrigued
Brown tabby cat April Ludgate Karate Dwyer is peeking through a space between two steps on a set of carpeted open stairs. She is high up enough that while I look up from the ground, her face seems to be floating in the top left corner of the doorway. She looks both curious about and completely bored by me. As per usual.
May 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It has surpassed self-parody
Collage Frame 1 of 2 (Top): A social media post by THE FREE PRESS @TheFP with an embedded video, and the caption "The cult of personality Anthony Bourdain left in his wake is frankly insufferable," says TheFP's @SnoozyWeiss. "He broke how a generation of men eat." Collage Frame 2 of 2 (Bottom): A Bluesky post by steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social, featuring the caption "Raw Milk & Honey Shots at the White House" above the picture of three ruddy-faced boys looking like a particularly gruesome take on the three stages of conservative white man, all grinning maniacally and raising shot glasses of biohazardous dairy and privilege, and the text, "RAW MILK + HONEY SHOTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE". May 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
May 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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oh no a major rebuke
Reposted by Sherrilyn Ifill: The New York Times @nytimes.com Account Labels: Enbyphobia, Transmisogyny, Transphobia (General), Bluesky Elder "Breaking News: A federal judge said a sudden deportation flight to Africa violated a court order, a major rebuke of Trump officials on immigration. Judge Finds U.S. Violated Court Order with Sudden Deportation Flight to Africa Image: From the waist down, the denim-clad legs of numerous men carrying garbage bags full of personal belongings as they walk alongside a rail track. www.nytimes.com"
May 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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At the risk of sounding ignorant &/or paranoid, is this fine print something new?
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May 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK
YUCK YUCK
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Screenshot of a video clip from FOX News, in which Watters is interviewing current US HHS Secretary RFK Jr. Original link via Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com. I am using a screenshot instead of linking to the video because if you see footage of that leathery face creasing into a greasy smile, you will die as soon as you eat, drink, breathe, or run out of laudanum. The following is transcribed: RFK JR: "An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68-year old man. Sperm counts are down 50%." WATTERS: "Wait - an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?" April 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
April 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Two cats, collared with bells, are seated; one is on the floor, and one is lying on their stomach on a tier above. The cat on the floor looks up, and the upper cat places one hand delicately on either side of their friend's head, and plops a gentle, affectionate boop on the little upturned face.
April 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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My bebe, April
Ludgate Karate Dwyer,
Melting in the sun.
A brown tabby cat napping on a upholstered green chair, so melted by a sunbeam that she has all her feet bundled up to feel the warmth on her toe beans, while her sleeping head droops over the edge of the cushion like she is going to slide onto the floor.
April 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Water later.
Fridge are too far.
Just April Ludgate Karate Dwyer.
Inside a cardboard box with an orange interior and lifted lid, a brown tabby cat is lying on one side with her paws braced on the bottom, head wedged against the side, and her elevator butt pressed against the top. Her facial expression is slightly crazed, as though she is trapped, rather than in an entirely self-inflicted configuration.
April 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
Posted on IG by @whiskey_hazzard: A blown-up section of a medieval painting. On the left, there is a tonsured cleric in full raiment and gold accessories, looking sourly at a woman seated on the right side of the image. The woman is cloaked in the blue traditionally indicative of the Madonna (I think?), head surrounded by a golden halo. In one arm, she is cradling a weirdly adolescent-looking baby wearing a couple of chains and with a bird perched on one hand. With the other, she is clutching and squeezing one breast so that a gout of milk hits the cleric directly in the face as he is saying, "Well, I just think that women should -".
March 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Post a female character that you love.
A woman in a flight suit with dark, fierce eyes stands in the foreground, mid-shout, teeth bared, with one fist raised. In the background, an array of flight crew are also shouting and raising their fists in solidarity. The backdrop is the bridge of a spaceship, and the scene is from The Expanse, and the woman is the magnificent character Camina Drummer.
February 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM