Things you’ll only hear in my house:

“Are you licking Optimus’s Trailer you weirdo!?”

I truly ❤️ my life!

Happy Valentine’s Day loves!

Phew what a day. Got to do a job fair at my Alma mater, found out my pup may actually be a senior when it was believed he was 2-4 while also getting him treated for tummy issues. No matter, puppy or senior, you come into our family, you stay family!

Friday nights as a early millennial aka 41 yr. old: when you are excited to watch the new episodes of Apothecary Diaries and Harley Quinn

Just caught pure porn on my Facebook feed. Thanks Zuckerburg.

Succes! F for decoration obviously but A for effort!

Everyone bask in the cuteness that is my mom’s cat Penelope!

RIP John Erwin! The voice of He-Man. An 80s legend. Very much respect as well because in his own way he showed up for mental health awareness. Painfully shy, he proved it was okay to focus on your own mental health and not force yourself into the bs of walking it off or it’s all in your head.

Finally made the hubs bday cake. Would have made it last week on his actual bday had I not been knocked out with a bad head cold. I don’t have great luck with cake baking (even these boxed kinds) but here’s hoping!

You tried to clip my nails mummy, I don’t like nail clips mummy, I no talk to you mummy

Proud mama to these babies