Jenny in BrooksideKC
@jennyinbrookside.bsky.social
Currently in goblin mode. I have found a lot of good sticks. I want to be friends with every animal. 🪄🐺🧛♀️💀🐸🦇🐢🍄🪴🥀📚🦋🧚♂️🐿️🫖☕️🐦⬛
Taking Imodium with coffee is some gangster shit.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Taking Imodium with coffee is some gangster shit.
Small thing… but didn’t trump say he would get rid of daylight savings? Something healthy and beneficial to all Americans. Another empty promise. Fucker.
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Small thing… but didn’t trump say he would get rid of daylight savings? Something healthy and beneficial to all Americans. Another empty promise. Fucker.
Trump is so narcissistic that he probably takes credit for Taylor Swift getting engaged.
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Trump is so narcissistic that he probably takes credit for Taylor Swift getting engaged.
Why do “happy drinks” cause the unhappies?
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why do “happy drinks” cause the unhappies?
Kinda weird how you can have a mole your entire life and then one day it decides “imma kill this bitch.”
August 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Kinda weird how you can have a mole your entire life and then one day it decides “imma kill this bitch.”
What day is it in Tomorrowland? WHAT DAY IS IT???
July 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What day is it in Tomorrowland? WHAT DAY IS IT???
Proof trump isn’t 6’3… and he wears lifts next to conservative commentators
July 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Proof trump isn’t 6’3… and he wears lifts next to conservative commentators
Why has July already been a year long?
July 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why has July already been a year long?
Having grown up money means ordering a giant bag of popcorn from AMC theaters on DoorDash. I did it and I regret nothing.
July 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Having grown up money means ordering a giant bag of popcorn from AMC theaters on DoorDash. I did it and I regret nothing.
If Natural Wonders reopened today it would be the greatest comeback of all time.
July 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If Natural Wonders reopened today it would be the greatest comeback of all time.
Now is the time I wish for people to storm the capital. Demand the release of the Epstein files! Come on J6ers… do it again! You have a valid reason this time!
July 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Now is the time I wish for people to storm the capital. Demand the release of the Epstein files! Come on J6ers… do it again! You have a valid reason this time!
Technically I’ve only tried 3 times…
If you see a drone flying above you, look right at it and summon it to you with your finger to come to you. 9 times out of 10, it won’t do anything.
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Technically I’ve only tried 3 times…
If you see a drone flying above you, look right at it and summon it to you with your finger to come to you. 9 times out of 10, it won’t do anything.
July 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you see a drone flying above you, look right at it and summon it to you with your finger to come to you. 9 times out of 10, it won’t do anything.
Costco really needs to sell Imodium for us ibs girlies…
July 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Costco really needs to sell Imodium for us ibs girlies…
Where does one obtain a job naming birds? Or nail polish? Or paint colors?
Asking for me.
Asking for me.
July 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Where does one obtain a job naming birds? Or nail polish? Or paint colors?
Asking for me.
Asking for me.
It’s hard to be optimistic when Midwest summers are literal fires of hell with flying stinging demons everywhere.
July 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s hard to be optimistic when Midwest summers are literal fires of hell with flying stinging demons everywhere.
I would absolutely die for my dogs. Ironically, I may actually die because of my dogs since they love to randomly bark when I’m not expecting it and make me jump out of my skin.
July 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I would absolutely die for my dogs. Ironically, I may actually die because of my dogs since they love to randomly bark when I’m not expecting it and make me jump out of my skin.
Anytime I’ve heard a dude say “that chick is crazy,” my instant reaction is to ask what he did to her. Because I know she didn’t arrive damaged.
July 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Anytime I’ve heard a dude say “that chick is crazy,” my instant reaction is to ask what he did to her. Because I know she didn’t arrive damaged.
What does one wear to a Grateful Dead cover band show? Tie dye, red eyes and good vibes?
July 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What does one wear to a Grateful Dead cover band show? Tie dye, red eyes and good vibes?
If I see a sign that says “do not flush anything other than bathroom tissue” I will pee on the floor and flush the entire roll of “bathroom tissue.”
June 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I see a sign that says “do not flush anything other than bathroom tissue” I will pee on the floor and flush the entire roll of “bathroom tissue.”
My door bell rang today. So I slithered off the couch and hid on the floor under a blanket and watched them on the camera on my phone until they left.
Good news is that I stayed calm and I didn’t overreact.
Good news is that I stayed calm and I didn’t overreact.
June 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My door bell rang today. So I slithered off the couch and hid on the floor under a blanket and watched them on the camera on my phone until they left.
Good news is that I stayed calm and I didn’t overreact.
Good news is that I stayed calm and I didn’t overreact.
Does anyone else ever blow on their ice cream to cool it down ?
June 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Does anyone else ever blow on their ice cream to cool it down ?
I just want to splash my bare feet in a warm rain puddle in the sunshine.
June 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I just want to splash my bare feet in a warm rain puddle in the sunshine.
The fact that every name was once a baby’s name is weird. Who looks at a squishy cute baby and then name it Ernest?
June 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The fact that every name was once a baby’s name is weird. Who looks at a squishy cute baby and then name it Ernest?
I absolutely cannot watch Jaws without yelling.
“Oh he gonna get ate!”
“Is he gonna get ate?!”
“Get out of the water!”
“He coming! There’s his theme song!”
“Oh he gonna get ate!”
“Is he gonna get ate?!”
“Get out of the water!”
“He coming! There’s his theme song!”
June 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I absolutely cannot watch Jaws without yelling.
“Oh he gonna get ate!”
“Is he gonna get ate?!”
“Get out of the water!”
“He coming! There’s his theme song!”
“Oh he gonna get ate!”
“Is he gonna get ate?!”
“Get out of the water!”
“He coming! There’s his theme song!”