Jenny Hayes
@jennyhayes.bsky.social
Seattle writer, former '80s Berkeley teenager, punk rock wine mom. (she/her, all views my own)
I like big butts and I cannot lie
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie
reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
reskeet with a time you looked cool
I'm sure this comes across as very "How do you do, fellow kids?" but I laughed.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm sure this comes across as very "How do you do, fellow kids?" but I laughed.
Post you from a different era
College ID photo. (Taken in 1988? Or thereabouts.)
College ID photo. (Taken in 1988? Or thereabouts.)
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Post you from a different era
College ID photo. (Taken in 1988? Or thereabouts.)
College ID photo. (Taken in 1988? Or thereabouts.)
Wine momming very strongly
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wine momming very strongly
I'm hanging out with my pals dressed like clowns (as you do) and this dude just stopped by and said he runs this website where you can anonymously send a clown to anyone!! sendclown.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm hanging out with my pals dressed like clowns (as you do) and this dude just stopped by and said he runs this website where you can anonymously send a clown to anyone!! sendclown.com
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
OK last year this was all I got. (Had totally forgotten until I clicked thru.) Still hoping for some obvious gem I've missed!!
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
OK last year this was all I got. (Had totally forgotten until I clicked thru.) Still hoping for some obvious gem I've missed!!
OMG I just remembered you can do this 🙏
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
OMG I just remembered you can do this 🙏
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
September 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
I don't usually get into it with random dipshits on FB but occasionally I succumb to stupid temptation. Anyway I enjoyed just posting this in response to a long and dumb screed
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't usually get into it with random dipshits on FB but occasionally I succumb to stupid temptation. Anyway I enjoyed just posting this in response to a long and dumb screed
Having just partaken of my locals annual "Peachza" (a highlight of my summer every year) I 100% get this
August 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Having just partaken of my locals annual "Peachza" (a highlight of my summer every year) I 100% get this
Loved seeing this drink special recently...
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Loved seeing this drink special recently...
What some of you sound like
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What some of you sound like
