Jenny Nelson
@jennygnelson.bsky.social
Writer, reader, info processor, elephant lover (the real ones).
Wet dogs always welcome.
Wet dogs always welcome.
With all the things Johnson "doesn't know about" sorta begs the question: what DOES he know about?
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
With all the things Johnson "doesn't know about" sorta begs the question: what DOES he know about?
How long until JD loses Usha?
November 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How long until JD loses Usha?
Who’s the crazy looking Cruella next to Trump?
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Who’s the crazy looking Cruella next to Trump?
Can you elaborate for those of us (me) who don’t know why he’s mad at Kamala?
October 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Can you elaborate for those of us (me) who don’t know why he’s mad at Kamala?
I’m in his district and cannot wait for his defeat. Not only is he an ineffective suck up, but he is rude, obnoxious and way out of his depth.
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m in his district and cannot wait for his defeat. Not only is he an ineffective suck up, but he is rude, obnoxious and way out of his depth.
Needed this laugh today!
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Needed this laugh today!
she said fck ice
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
she said fck ice
Seriously? "The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work?" Are we not all clear on exactly what kind of work that was?
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Seriously? "The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work?" Are we not all clear on exactly what kind of work that was?
This was better than any bit I've seen lately.
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This was better than any bit I've seen lately.
um, pot kettle?
September 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
um, pot kettle?
I find it astoundingly stupid and also kind of awesome that Trump actually allows Steven Miller to speak for him. He is so glaringly and horrifyingly awful. Does he have even one friend?
August 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I find it astoundingly stupid and also kind of awesome that Trump actually allows Steven Miller to speak for him. He is so glaringly and horrifyingly awful. Does he have even one friend?
Arrest that man!
August 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Arrest that man!
He's a known cheater. Even at his golf club in Westchester, he's persona non grata bc he's known to cheat (confirmed by members and caddies).
August 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He's a known cheater. Even at his golf club in Westchester, he's persona non grata bc he's known to cheat (confirmed by members and caddies).
She and Ackman are probably BFF
August 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
She and Ackman are probably BFF
What’s the exec summary? No way I’m reading all of that guy’s words.
May 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What’s the exec summary? No way I’m reading all of that guy’s words.
My favorite two sentences in any novel ever written:
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter -- tomorrow we will fun faster, stretch out our arms farther ... And one fine morning--
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter -- tomorrow we will fun faster, stretch out our arms farther ... And one fine morning--
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My favorite two sentences in any novel ever written:
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter -- tomorrow we will fun faster, stretch out our arms farther ... And one fine morning--
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter -- tomorrow we will fun faster, stretch out our arms farther ... And one fine morning--
He should be fired
March 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He should be fired
Excellent and terrifying point
March 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Excellent and terrifying point
I can smell the alcohol that will soon be sweating out of his pores
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I can smell the alcohol that will soon be sweating out of his pores
But Hegseth is fine, right?
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
But Hegseth is fine, right?
Does anyone actually believe what he's saying? Hard to see even the Maga-est Maga buying this but then again they buy it all
March 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Does anyone actually believe what he's saying? Hard to see even the Maga-est Maga buying this but then again they buy it all
Can someone please explain what this is?
March 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Can someone please explain what this is?
Did she run unopposed? Cannot imagine how someone with her demeanor and communication style ever won anything let alone one of two rep spots in Wyoming. Wasted vote for red or blue
March 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Did she run unopposed? Cannot imagine how someone with her demeanor and communication style ever won anything let alone one of two rep spots in Wyoming. Wasted vote for red or blue