jenny fatso
@jennyfatso.bsky.social
no one important, but come to my shows!
queer / fat / dyke / baltimore > ATX > baltimore
queer / fat / dyke / baltimore > ATX > baltimore
My wife today was dressed like Adriana from The Sopranos and I was drooling over her and then she had this interaction:
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My wife today was dressed like Adriana from The Sopranos and I was drooling over her and then she had this interaction:
My dog, Pico, would agree
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My dog, Pico, would agree
My first improv show in a long time is TONIGHT at the new, gorgeous Highwire Center! Come out Baltimore bsky, it’s such a fun show!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My first improv show in a long time is TONIGHT at the new, gorgeous Highwire Center! Come out Baltimore bsky, it’s such a fun show!!
Had a Lyft driver pick me up from seeing Bugonia this afternoon, which naturally led to learning that his FAVORITE MOVE is…this?
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Had a Lyft driver pick me up from seeing Bugonia this afternoon, which naturally led to learning that his FAVORITE MOVE is…this?
This kid is starting game two of the World Series. To be an orioles fan is painful seeing all your faves from a decade ago thrive and flourish for other clubs. Go Canada!
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This kid is starting game two of the World Series. To be an orioles fan is painful seeing all your faves from a decade ago thrive and flourish for other clubs. Go Canada!
On my french countryside shit
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On my french countryside shit
For the t-boys in my phone—where you all need to be shoppin’
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
For the t-boys in my phone—where you all need to be shoppin’
Did you know she’s a veteran? You can tell by her pilot’s jacket. Also, I ain’t reading all that!
October 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did you know she’s a veteran? You can tell by her pilot’s jacket. Also, I ain’t reading all that!
Today’s jumpscare. Now, what could Amy McGrath POSSIBLY want…not money, I’m sure….get wrecked, Dems. Not a cent until you do SOMETHING.
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Today’s jumpscare. Now, what could Amy McGrath POSSIBLY want…not money, I’m sure….get wrecked, Dems. Not a cent until you do SOMETHING.
What happened in my driveway last night??
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What happened in my driveway last night??
If you’re a sicko millennial who still loves the XXX Vitaminwater, this shit has no sugar and tastes JUST LIKE IT. Damn great accidental find!
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you’re a sicko millennial who still loves the XXX Vitaminwater, this shit has no sugar and tastes JUST LIKE IT. Damn great accidental find!
We’ve all heard of “Big Dumper” but I wanna throw “Power Wagon” into the mix for another thicc power bat in the MLB
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
We’ve all heard of “Big Dumper” but I wanna throw “Power Wagon” into the mix for another thicc power bat in the MLB
Venmo feed is wild (I also don’t know either party). Honestly why aren’t we all making every transaction private?!
September 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Venmo feed is wild (I also don’t know either party). Honestly why aren’t we all making every transaction private?!
I call this reverse ratatouille-ing.
July 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I call this reverse ratatouille-ing.
Thanks local farmers and the Waverly Farmers Market!
July 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanks local farmers and the Waverly Farmers Market!
I hereby declare the lesbo mullet dead. Grow up, get the Sean from Boy Meets World or the JTT. Go back to our roots—teen boy fashion icons. This is for all of my lesbo “guys” and in some cases “gals”. Thank you for your attention.
July 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I hereby declare the lesbo mullet dead. Grow up, get the Sean from Boy Meets World or the JTT. Go back to our roots—teen boy fashion icons. This is for all of my lesbo “guys” and in some cases “gals”. Thank you for your attention.
PostHog=Insights? Well, obviously. 🍆🍆🍆👀👀👀
July 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
PostHog=Insights? Well, obviously. 🍆🍆🍆👀👀👀
I went to Sherwood gardens with the guy (approximately 100 yards from my driveway) on his long leash and he never got more than 10ft away from me. What a goooood boy.
June 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I went to Sherwood gardens with the guy (approximately 100 yards from my driveway) on his long leash and he never got more than 10ft away from me. What a goooood boy.
Bug people—what is this ghost I’m currently looking at?
June 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Bug people—what is this ghost I’m currently looking at?
Might I make a suggestion. A MD local brand, Bobby’s Potties, for Bobby Jr. Too bad I couldn’t find a used one from a construction site :(
June 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Might I make a suggestion. A MD local brand, Bobby’s Potties, for Bobby Jr. Too bad I couldn’t find a used one from a construction site :(
HATE this company’s logo and vibe but broken toe may be the catalyst you need lol
June 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HATE this company’s logo and vibe but broken toe may be the catalyst you need lol