Jenny Constable
@jennyconstable.bsky.social
all I care about is sylvanian family drama. still a selkie looking for her coat.
Something quite funny about people setting off industrial strength fireworks in their 12 square foot back gardens. Same energy as the people that buy SUVs to drive 30mph about the city.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Something quite funny about people setting off industrial strength fireworks in their 12 square foot back gardens. Same energy as the people that buy SUVs to drive 30mph about the city.
saw a take a few weeks ago that argued the popularity of greyhound adoption in the southside of Glasgow is an example of the gentrification of Scotland’s working class culture and every time I have a glass of wine I think about it
August 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
saw a take a few weeks ago that argued the popularity of greyhound adoption in the southside of Glasgow is an example of the gentrification of Scotland’s working class culture and every time I have a glass of wine I think about it
cosy queen of my heart.
January 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
cosy queen of my heart.
First day back at work, my bank decided to freeze my account and the dog poo bag split in my hand just too far away from home to justify going back. Happy Monday.
January 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
First day back at work, my bank decided to freeze my account and the dog poo bag split in my hand just too far away from home to justify going back. Happy Monday.
now that Christmas and Hogmanay is over we can all focus on the next Big Event (my 30th).
January 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
now that Christmas and Hogmanay is over we can all focus on the next Big Event (my 30th).
card kept declining in the co-op while a twenty-person queue formed behind me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and that’s tears not laughter
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 PM
card kept declining in the co-op while a twenty-person queue formed behind me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and that’s tears not laughter
dog pee’d on the rug and I fear it’s because I say go piss girl too frequently
December 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM
dog pee’d on the rug and I fear it’s because I say go piss girl too frequently
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Wonderful news this week that New Zealand is ending greyhound racing! 🐾
Scotland is now an international outlier, allowing racing to continue while the death rate of dogs rises.
Scottish Parliament must back my Bill in 2025 and phase out greyhound racing for good.
Scotland is now an international outlier, allowing racing to continue while the death rate of dogs rises.
Scottish Parliament must back my Bill in 2025 and phase out greyhound racing for good.
Scotland must follow New Zealand in ending greyhound racing
Scotland must follow New Zealand in ending greyhound racing - It's time to end greyhound racing for good.
buff.ly
December 12, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Wonderful news this week that New Zealand is ending greyhound racing! 🐾
Scotland is now an international outlier, allowing racing to continue while the death rate of dogs rises.
Scottish Parliament must back my Bill in 2025 and phase out greyhound racing for good.
Scotland is now an international outlier, allowing racing to continue while the death rate of dogs rises.
Scottish Parliament must back my Bill in 2025 and phase out greyhound racing for good.
Pacific Quay, engulfed.
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Pacific Quay, engulfed.
Got a slow cooker in the sales and it’s revolutionised my life.
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Got a slow cooker in the sales and it’s revolutionised my life.
I love our tiny horse
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I love our tiny horse
Went at 60 mph today 😎😎😎😎😎 my mouth 😎😎 has never been 😎😎 so dry 😎😎😎
November 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Went at 60 mph today 😎😎😎😎😎 my mouth 😎😎 has never been 😎😎 so dry 😎😎😎
My pet peeve is when folk say that they’re “all booked up” when you’re trying to arrange catch-ups like they’re a consultant. Just say you have plans like a normal human.
November 28, 2024 at 9:31 PM
My pet peeve is when folk say that they’re “all booked up” when you’re trying to arrange catch-ups like they’re a consultant. Just say you have plans like a normal human.
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"Immigration is a failure" - Keir Starmer.
Nevermind the idea we ought to celebrate our country being a destination for so many to make their new homes alongside us.
All this does is empower the right. It turns the Labour Party into a right-wing radicalisation pipeline.
Nevermind the idea we ought to celebrate our country being a destination for so many to make their new homes alongside us.
All this does is empower the right. It turns the Labour Party into a right-wing radicalisation pipeline.
BREAKING:
“Policies were reformed deliberately to liberalise immigration. Brexit was used for that purpose, to turn Britain into a one nation experiment in open borders”
Keir Starmer
“Policies were reformed deliberately to liberalise immigration. Brexit was used for that purpose, to turn Britain into a one nation experiment in open borders”
Keir Starmer
November 28, 2024 at 8:43 PM
"Immigration is a failure" - Keir Starmer.
Nevermind the idea we ought to celebrate our country being a destination for so many to make their new homes alongside us.
All this does is empower the right. It turns the Labour Party into a right-wing radicalisation pipeline.
Nevermind the idea we ought to celebrate our country being a destination for so many to make their new homes alongside us.
All this does is empower the right. It turns the Labour Party into a right-wing radicalisation pipeline.
wonder when advent calendars will start beginning mid-November.
November 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
wonder when advent calendars will start beginning mid-November.
Awful watching good people being made redundant right before Christmas. And then having to go through your redundancy in full public view. Solidarity with friends and former colleagues.
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Awful watching good people being made redundant right before Christmas. And then having to go through your redundancy in full public view. Solidarity with friends and former colleagues.
Bitterly cold and beautiful.
November 18, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Bitterly cold and beautiful.
I don’t want to listen to ideas. I want to use this site like I would a therapist and bring social media back to its core purpose; unhinged, incoherent strings of consciousness that make your followers uncomfortable.
I find the number of people saying they want to block her as a response to this genuinely baffling. You don't need to like her. She's the leader of the opposition. Even if you're absolutely convinced she's wrong about everything, why not listen to ideas you disagree with?
November 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want to listen to ideas. I want to use this site like I would a therapist and bring social media back to its core purpose; unhinged, incoherent strings of consciousness that make your followers uncomfortable.
been going through an identity crisis since leaving snp comms in the summer and have been filling the gap in my life with NYT connections
November 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM
been going through an identity crisis since leaving snp comms in the summer and have been filling the gap in my life with NYT connections
I love, as a learner driver going at 20mph, driving past other learner drivers also going at 20mph, and waving at each other as we cross. It’s the closest I’ve felt to community in a long time.
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I love, as a learner driver going at 20mph, driving past other learner drivers also going at 20mph, and waving at each other as we cross. It’s the closest I’ve felt to community in a long time.
When any other business announces redundancies just before Christmas people would be sympathetic - even outraged on behalf of the workers.
Disappointed seeing politicians make cheap jibes when people face losing their jobs.
Disappointed seeing politicians make cheap jibes when people face losing their jobs.
SNP staff to be made redundant the week before Christmas
Angry source: "Is this who John Swinney is?"
Supportive MSP: "There is an opportunity here to get rid of those responsible for recent failures"
www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...
Angry source: "Is this who John Swinney is?"
Supportive MSP: "There is an opportunity here to get rid of those responsible for recent failures"
www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...
SNP staff to lose jobs a week before Christmas
Falling donations have left the party’s HQ short of cash, prompting voluntary redundancy scheme to lose more than a third of staff
www.thetimes.com
November 16, 2024 at 9:45 PM
When any other business announces redundancies just before Christmas people would be sympathetic - even outraged on behalf of the workers.
Disappointed seeing politicians make cheap jibes when people face losing their jobs.
Disappointed seeing politicians make cheap jibes when people face losing their jobs.
not wanting to alarm anyone but the moon is humungous
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
not wanting to alarm anyone but the moon is humungous
Has anyone made a starter pack of shit-posters and charming hecklers? If so can we create one.
November 15, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Has anyone made a starter pack of shit-posters and charming hecklers? If so can we create one.
If the man was made of chocolate he’d eat himself.
Stephen Flynn: the SNP’s Macbeth, a man of grasping ambition, prepared to trample over anyone on his way to the top. These are ugly characteristics which render him unfit for power or leadership
My Friday night column in The Herald
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
My Friday night column in The Herald
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
November 15, 2024 at 4:44 PM
If the man was made of chocolate he’d eat himself.
Soo… is there a Mrs Invalid Handle
November 14, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Soo… is there a Mrs Invalid Handle