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@jennvalfyi.bsky.social
A heaping bowl of staple sauce
Adding this mime to the Rolodex of "unfortunate bystander to a 90 Day couple's fight" #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Maybe Manon should have asked for plastic bags for her shoes at the goat farm.

#90DayLore #90DayTheOtherWay
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Imagine trying to enjoy a meal in Aruba & passive aggressive cheerleader is at the next table loudly sassing her mother. #90DayFiance #90DayTheOtherWay
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"he regrets it later. don't you, Dylan?" Low key Bates Motel coded. #90DayFiance #90DayTheOtherWay
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Low key I'll 90 Day visa process with any of these cakes. 🍰 #90DayFiance
October 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Madeleine's painting 😭 💅💲💲 #90DayFiance
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Pick your favorite (men's) sports teams to follow. 🙄
Ftfy Hulu. If I wanna follow WNBA or WNSL? SOL apparently.
September 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Low key these two don't like each other & moving to France ain't going to fix it. #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I don't have to have him to survive. I choose to have him here because I wanted to be with him. Not because I needed him for anything.

The rest of the women at the Tell All: 👏👏👏👏

#90DayFiance #TellAll
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This man needs to publish a phrase book. Every cultural bon mot is more unhinged than the last. #90DayFiance #TellAll
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When "a third" winds up being a full adult human with self-respect and not that idealized unicorn y'all wanted to project your toxicity upon. #90DayFiance
June 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
3 cheers for Joan's true friend who didn't need to meddle about supposed sexualities or act cutesy after showing up two hours late on a wedding day. #90DayFiance
June 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Benjamin Franklin 😭😭 #90DayFiance
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Being perpetually late or not, he high key hates her and takes every opportunity to put her down. Wedding toast slash roast. #90DayFiance
June 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
[yike in Spanish] #90DayFiance
June 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Is she like...getting a commission to meddle? What is this. #90DayFiance
May 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"it's not written in the Bible that you can't go to a strip club." 👑 💖 🙏 #90DayFiance
May 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The US has various histories and dabblings with authoritarian prohibition culture, but that was Mahdi's 24/7 before getting here. He's in the shallow end of US culture rn. No marriage license is gonna mitigate that. #90DayFiance
May 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Raise your hand if you'd watch the true crime where these sisters have the bodies buried. #90DayFiance
May 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Gonna go way out on a limb if you're arguing over who hates the relationship more it's not "one in a million" it's garden variety toxicity. #90DayFiance
May 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Boy math is thinking 5 Grand will cover a wedding. #90DayFiance
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not sure how to pronounce his wife's name. Is it A-mean-ee or A-mahn-ee. #90DayFiance
April 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fwiw from 20+ years ENM, "a relationship separate" is the entire point. Each individual is their own unique mix of preferences, limits, accommodations, insecurities, etc. It's literally impossible to have the exact same feelings. "loving more" is attempting to quantify & control. #90DayFiance
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
These 2 always draping themselves in red blankets cause they ran out of red flags. #90DayFiance
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The questions were about the job, I guess. What other sort of questions were we expecting at an interview?? #90DayFiance
April 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM