Jennifer Eason
@jennsaysmeow.bsky.social
Mom, dancer, hippo lover. Living that Navy Wife life.
One of my 6 yo twins is home sick from school.
PAY TEACHERS MORE!
PAY TEACHERS MORE!
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
One of my 6 yo twins is home sick from school.
PAY TEACHERS MORE!
PAY TEACHERS MORE!
Last week:
6yo: I only like cheesy eggs now!
Today:
6yo: why did you make me cheesy eggs? I want sunny side up!
🙃
6yo: I only like cheesy eggs now!
Today:
6yo: why did you make me cheesy eggs? I want sunny side up!
🙃
December 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Last week:
6yo: I only like cheesy eggs now!
Today:
6yo: why did you make me cheesy eggs? I want sunny side up!
🙃
6yo: I only like cheesy eggs now!
Today:
6yo: why did you make me cheesy eggs? I want sunny side up!
🙃
There hasn’t been a lot that has changed in my attitude since this was taken. I’m done with everyone’s shit.
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 PM
There hasn’t been a lot that has changed in my attitude since this was taken. I’m done with everyone’s shit.
I was all ready to go down stairs and start the day, and then Killing Me Softly by the Fugees came on. My fellow millennials will know what happened next.
December 7, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I was all ready to go down stairs and start the day, and then Killing Me Softly by the Fugees came on. My fellow millennials will know what happened next.
I’m headed to the south for Thanksgiving. Let the games of patriarchal chicken commence! 😈 #fuckthepatriarchy
November 23, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I’m headed to the south for Thanksgiving. Let the games of patriarchal chicken commence! 😈 #fuckthepatriarchy
Doggo finally gets to play in snow again after 8 years in sunnier climates!
November 21, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Doggo finally gets to play in snow again after 8 years in sunnier climates!
I can’t stop laughing at the magnificence of this photo of my cat.
November 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I can’t stop laughing at the magnificence of this photo of my cat.
I saw these at DSW yesterday. I mean where would one wear these boots? A Missy Elliot video from ‘02? Slutty Tin Man? I need answers!
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I saw these at DSW yesterday. I mean where would one wear these boots? A Missy Elliot video from ‘02? Slutty Tin Man? I need answers!
What up new followers! This is where I shit talk my kids and rage about life. Welcome.
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
What up new followers! This is where I shit talk my kids and rage about life. Welcome.
I guess we’re finally active on here!
November 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I guess we’re finally active on here!
My new answer to my kids when they ask me a question I know they know the answer to is “I’m going to let you answer that one yourself.” I feel like it’s slowly making them start to think about what questions they ask me. I am all for asking questions, just not ones I’ve answered 47 times already.
June 15, 2024 at 11:03 AM
My new answer to my kids when they ask me a question I know they know the answer to is “I’m going to let you answer that one yourself.” I feel like it’s slowly making them start to think about what questions they ask me. I am all for asking questions, just not ones I’ve answered 47 times already.
New ink! A memorial tattoo for my aunt and grandma since they both loved peonies.
June 8, 2024 at 11:24 AM
New ink! A memorial tattoo for my aunt and grandma since they both loved peonies.
For my fellow bird nerds: I saw a pair of glossy ibis while walking my dog! These are probably migrating to or from Doñana national park not far from where we live (as the ibis flies)
May 16, 2024 at 1:07 PM
For my fellow bird nerds: I saw a pair of glossy ibis while walking my dog! These are probably migrating to or from Doñana national park not far from where we live (as the ibis flies)
He hurt his toe, so his brother brought him an ice pack and a waffle 😆
April 20, 2024 at 11:27 AM
He hurt his toe, so his brother brought him an ice pack and a waffle 😆
.5 seconds too slow for the mid yawn snap!
April 18, 2024 at 8:32 AM
.5 seconds too slow for the mid yawn snap!
When my kid says “Mommy, don’t look under my bed,” you can sure as shit believe I am looking under there!
February 19, 2024 at 6:04 PM
When my kid says “Mommy, don’t look under my bed,” you can sure as shit believe I am looking under there!
My feed is full of owls right now and I am here for it!
February 11, 2024 at 9:07 PM
My feed is full of owls right now and I am here for it!
Shitty litter. I just came up with that. Don’t know why it just came to me.
February 5, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Shitty litter. I just came up with that. Don’t know why it just came to me.
7yo just yelled "Adios, via con dios!" as she ran out of the room, so she's learned that much Spanish at least living in Spain
January 31, 2024 at 5:22 PM
7yo just yelled "Adios, via con dios!" as she ran out of the room, so she's learned that much Spanish at least living in Spain
7yo: my new tongue twister I made up-
What do you call a cat in a hat sat on a mat?
Me without thinking: (in British accent): a twat
And that is how my kids learned a new word
What do you call a cat in a hat sat on a mat?
Me without thinking: (in British accent): a twat
And that is how my kids learned a new word
January 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
7yo: my new tongue twister I made up-
What do you call a cat in a hat sat on a mat?
Me without thinking: (in British accent): a twat
And that is how my kids learned a new word
What do you call a cat in a hat sat on a mat?
Me without thinking: (in British accent): a twat
And that is how my kids learned a new word
Calvin: Hey! You’re eating our kid candy!
Me: No, I’m eating reparations for my bladder.
Me: No, I’m eating reparations for my bladder.
January 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Calvin: Hey! You’re eating our kid candy!
Me: No, I’m eating reparations for my bladder.
Me: No, I’m eating reparations for my bladder.
This asshole woke me up at 05:45 on a Saturday demanding his breakfast.
January 20, 2024 at 11:06 AM
This asshole woke me up at 05:45 on a Saturday demanding his breakfast.
I want to thank the 80s/90s/2k music station on SiriusXM for doing the lord’s work this evening and keeping me in a good mood even as my offspring tried to thwart that
January 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I want to thank the 80s/90s/2k music station on SiriusXM for doing the lord’s work this evening and keeping me in a good mood even as my offspring tried to thwart that
When you’re packing the night before returning home on a trip and your husband hits you with “where are the passports?”
January 14, 2024 at 9:13 PM
When you’re packing the night before returning home on a trip and your husband hits you with “where are the passports?”
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!