Jennifer Graham
@jennrgraham.bsky.social
Sociology professor and professional ChatGPT identifier. Just trying to teach these kids something. Texan by birth; Masshole by choice, but will always hate Dunkin’. Whataburger forever. Go Coogs.🐾
Tell you what, Sean, stop packing us in like abused sardines, and I’ll upgrade my sweatpants.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tell you what, Sean, stop packing us in like abused sardines, and I’ll upgrade my sweatpants.
Babylon is a banger; I'm thrilled every time it comes on, no matter the station.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Babylon is a banger; I'm thrilled every time it comes on, no matter the station.
Currently thinking about how many of my students felt this way yesterday
a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
Alt: Nick Offerman from Parks and Rec throwing his computer into a dumpster.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Currently thinking about how many of my students felt this way yesterday
I had the “wait, didn’t she say she didn’t have sex with him” thought followed by “oh, god, why do I know that? Please make it stop” thought.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had the “wait, didn’t she say she didn’t have sex with him” thought followed by “oh, god, why do I know that? Please make it stop” thought.
Listen, I think they might need to take another looksee at PeePaw’s brain.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Listen, I think they might need to take another looksee at PeePaw’s brain.
We should all know less about each other.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We should all know less about each other.
An SNL writer just threw a laptop across the room.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An SNL writer just threw a laptop across the room.
I used to make my intro to sociology students go on a scavenger hunt for "pointlessly gendered products". This would be perfect.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I used to make my intro to sociology students go on a scavenger hunt for "pointlessly gendered products". This would be perfect.
100%. I could remember calculus, but instead? “Me and the rest of my heathens” is occupying that space.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
100%. I could remember calculus, but instead? “Me and the rest of my heathens” is occupying that space.
That's a great one! This one came out 2 weeks after I turned 16, and I wore this CD out.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That's a great one! This one came out 2 weeks after I turned 16, and I wore this CD out.
Jesus Christ; do people know they can just *not* put stuff on Beyonce's internet for the whole world to see?
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus Christ; do people know they can just *not* put stuff on Beyonce's internet for the whole world to see?
I always get him and Russ Vought confused because they are both young men that look like they used a Doofenshmirtz age-enator too many times.💀
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I always get him and Russ Vought confused because they are both young men that look like they used a Doofenshmirtz age-enator too many times.💀
We loved it! I read a review that said they wasted Glen Powell because he was too angry. I disagree; he was his usual charismatic self, but the anger was necessary. Lovable goof wouldn’t have worked. Needed more Colman Domingo though.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We loved it! I read a review that said they wasted Glen Powell because he was too angry. I disagree; he was his usual charismatic self, but the anger was necessary. Lovable goof wouldn’t have worked. Needed more Colman Domingo though.
Oh. Oh no. Please make a time machine so I can go back and stop my younger self from ever learning to read.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh. Oh no. Please make a time machine so I can go back and stop my younger self from ever learning to read.
Jesus Christ. It's like the "Oops, all pedophiles!" administration.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jesus Christ. It's like the "Oops, all pedophiles!" administration.
Guess we have no other choice but to go to war, darth!
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Guess we have no other choice but to go to war, darth!
Me every day in America.
a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open .
Alt: a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open in full disgust
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November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me every day in America.
This feels like Oprah in the Upside Down.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This feels like Oprah in the Upside Down.
"Why were they in the Situation Room?"
a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
Alt: Columbo: " oh there 's just one more thing sir "
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November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Why were they in the Situation Room?"
There should be no quarter given. For any of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
There should be no quarter given. For any of them.
Ugh, that social emotional stuff she’s disregarding is critical. We’ve been teaching my 20-year-old since he was tiny that it’s not okay to be a dick, even if you’re smart. He’s pretty great now, but the lessons were frequent, and they often butted up against a society telling him the opposite.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ugh, that social emotional stuff she’s disregarding is critical. We’ve been teaching my 20-year-old since he was tiny that it’s not okay to be a dick, even if you’re smart. He’s pretty great now, but the lessons were frequent, and they often butted up against a society telling him the opposite.