There's so many bathrooms!

Even if you don't go that vague, you can pull something like, "it's a title, not a man" or even something like, "the nanobots copied his DNA and we cloned him" because cloning solves all problems

I realize that it's quite literally your job to say stuff like this, but couldn't we reframe a bit? This feels so ominous

I thought he was going to give everyone $2,000 out of the tariff proceeds? How is he going to do that if he stole the money? /s

I'm all for the Goalpletion area on the brain

This looks like he is so out of it... like he's drugged up and doesn't even know what's going on. I'm very certain he has full blown dementia

I think he won by so much he has a mandate 🧐

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