Big accomplishment today. Finally deleting contacts for people I know I will never talk to or see again.

My intern made me a chicken pillow!!!!!

Started playing Sticky Business and it had me so locked in you'd think I was running a real business and my life depended on it

Trying to convince my student Isabella she was named after Bella Swan because I fear even college kids are that young that they're born after twilight (books) came out

Fun fact: many character names in Wicked are three syllables.

I hate when I am showing someone a photo on my phone and they decide to swipe unprompted!!! My boss didn't need to see this accidental selfie!!

People talk about time blindness but no one talks about people who are weather blind. Like it is a high of 85° today. Why did you show up to work in a long sleeve shirt with no undershirt, knowing that our building does not have ac. You have no right to complain you're too hot.

I've never had a desire to get a tattoo. However, there are some shades of nail polish I wish I could have on my nails permanently.