I’m listening to “What Time the Sexton’s Spade Doth Rust” on Libby in the car and re-reading “Three Men in a Boat(to say nothing of the dog)” also on Libby. Libby is my true love, kind of like Santa, because she never lets me down.

Paint your face like an ad. Say you’re on team commercial

Find the most rabid fan at the party and take the opposite stance on every call, play, etc. just for fun. (bring along face paint, but put it on after first quarter, just come back from the bathroom doubled down) turn off your brain to the whole rest of it, so you don’t ruin your good time.

I’m about halfway through this and I really like it so far.