the amount of free piss i get on account of having a stunningly gorgeous stumpy-legged rescue labrador with the temperament of a stoned middle-aged bass player is crazy

snake is actually a cunt ass sequence and on a good day i like it a lot….feels good to stretch out that side body. on a bad day however im lucky not to eat shit and am reminded of my feeble abdominal muscles

you’re right and i love the west!!! but if im here for work im usually in or near the CBD :( and rn im tourguiding family around the Big Sights :( c’est la vie

i also had an excellent and very charming meal last night to be fair. i just come here once a year and remember how this city’s pub culture is absolutely Of Hell

this man once did a beer bong with wine. whenever he sees girls scheming he says “man, i LOVE witches” with utter reverence. he refuses to use streaming services. when he wants to compliment me he says “jenn, you’re a fuckin MATRIARCH. we love you” there’s no challenge to which he will not rise

last night we were at the same function and ended up seated at opposite ends of the table and at the end of the evening she hugged me outside the pub and said “we didn’t even get to talk!” and another mate said “oh we could have swapped seats!” and tasha was like “it’s fine we’re securely attached”

jk i love her so much and it was up there with top 5 sweetest/most deranged things she’s ever said to me along with “im scared your therapist is going to tell you to stop hanging out with me” (à propos of literally nothing) and “ferrante’s lila makes me think of you”

‘miserly’ is a very apt word. i skimmed a few reviews yesterday and their tone was so arch and superior. what must it be like to make wild declarative statements with unearned confidence! ! !

i guess im just thinkin about the oft-espoused notion that reading engenders empathy and how there truly is uh. no hope for us. anyways!

i don’t know this person from a bag of beans btw; i only became aware of her when seated in front of her, as she loudly introduced herself by first name to another audience member. later i checked out a few of her reviews and promptly forgot about the blog thereafter

does a blog qualify as criticism? idk but what i will tell you is that it’s dire out there in auslit

same lady has positively reviewed the recent essay collection centring perspectives of jewish women post-october 7 2023 despite only having read the first two pieces contained therein. readers of her blog shouldn’t presume to know her opinion on ‘the situation in the middle east’ lol

And to you x