I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!! Tyromancy the book is coming your way in 2027, written by me and published by Ten Speed Press! I cannot wait!! #cheese

I tried to make a spinning video with the dog and got so nauseous I had to sit on the floor for ten minutes. #middleage

Took the pup to an Easter egg hunt today and she was the belle of the ball 😍

Well, this is a sure-fire way to push away new employees. Get over yourselves, ULINE. I applied there when I was just out of college. Do you know their reason for why I wasn’t hired? I wore OPEN-TOED SHOES and NO NYLONS to the interview. (Yes, they told me.) What absolute dumpsters.

How appropriate 😂😂😂

US Economic Blackout on Friday 2/28. No corporate spending. No gas, no stores, no restaurants. If you must buy something, only go to local independent businesses. #resist

Oh nothing, just teaching the dog to drive. #dachshund #minidachshund #dogsky

I wrote the top part and my husband drew the picture hours later. This is why we’re married, folks. #toros

If you love #cheese and you’re in #chicago, stop by The Coffee Studio in Andersonville today to get your fortune told with cheese! Popping up until about 1:30. #witchsky #divination

Puppy’s first snow! 😍 #dachshund

Creeping around in your TVs today

Current situation. #dachshund #dogsky

Repost with your favorite photo you’ve taken while traveling. This is mine, in Kenya. #travel #travelphotography

I loved this little pensive penguin we saw in Antarctica on a Viking cruise. I feel like this a lot lately, just staring off into the (metaphorical) icy expanse. But the penguin is much cuter when they do it. 😂 #travel

I tried hot dog flavored ice cream. It was topped with mustard and relish. Despite this face of confusion, I didn’t hate it.

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Just a happy puppy in a messy apartment to cheer you up today. #dachshund

Follow me for puppy pics. This is Heloise. #dachshund #puppy