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NC COMEDY FESTIVAL SUBMISSION 2025
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March 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Submissions for The North Carolina Comedy Festival are open! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Who is fatter? Democrats or Republicans?
March 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who is fatter? Democrats or Republicans?
Clues your a total cuck
Your profile pic is Trump
Your profile pic is Trump
March 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Clues your a total cuck
Your profile pic is Trump
Your profile pic is Trump
How long til pics get released of JD Vance with runny eye liner on, on all fours with a dog collar on?
March 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How long til pics get released of JD Vance with runny eye liner on, on all fours with a dog collar on?
Someone should ask Trump if Putin’s dick tastes different than Musks……
February 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Someone should ask Trump if Putin’s dick tastes different than Musks……
If your parents won’t get you basic vaccines…they never wanted you. Boop
February 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If your parents won’t get you basic vaccines…they never wanted you. Boop
If you skip the vaccines and you are able to get them(there’s a percentage that cannot) you payout of pocket all health expenses that arise because of you not protecting the herd.
No access to the country without our recommended vaccines.
No access to any gov buildings.
Measles spreadin morons
No access to the country without our recommended vaccines.
No access to any gov buildings.
Measles spreadin morons
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If you skip the vaccines and you are able to get them(there’s a percentage that cannot) you payout of pocket all health expenses that arise because of you not protecting the herd.
No access to the country without our recommended vaccines.
No access to any gov buildings.
Measles spreadin morons
No access to the country without our recommended vaccines.
No access to any gov buildings.
Measles spreadin morons
Does JD Vance know he was demoted to guy over there…? Musk/Putin/Trump ticket just doesn’t have room for him
February 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Does JD Vance know he was demoted to guy over there…? Musk/Putin/Trump ticket just doesn’t have room for him
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
Anybody know anyone that voted for Trump but is now regretting it?
February 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Anybody know anyone that voted for Trump but is now regretting it?
If your husband voted for Trump cut him off start sleeping with his brother…
February 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If your husband voted for Trump cut him off start sleeping with his brother…
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This says it all
Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This says it all
Titty Chomper is a funny thing to say…
February 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Titty Chomper is a funny thing to say…
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Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
February 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
Musk doesn’t control this site….maybe we gotta all gotta get everyone on this ya?
February 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Musk doesn’t control this site….maybe we gotta all gotta get everyone on this ya?
Trump got booed hard Fix just drowned it out…other countries left it in the broadcast
February 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump got booed hard Fix just drowned it out…other countries left it in the broadcast
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Eagles fans will boo anyone,,, remember when they booed and attacked Santa Claus,??? SANTA CLAUS,!!! The only person who might bring more spirit and joy to people than Taylor Swift,,, and of course your boy Flavor Flav. Just Shake It Off.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philade...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philade...
Philadelphia Eagles Santa Claus incident - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
February 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Eagles fans will boo anyone,,, remember when they booed and attacked Santa Claus,??? SANTA CLAUS,!!! The only person who might bring more spirit and joy to people than Taylor Swift,,, and of course your boy Flavor Flav. Just Shake It Off.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philade...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philade...
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Farmers report missing millions of dollars of funding they were promised by the U.S. Agriculture Department, despite promises from the Trump administration that a federal funding freeze would not apply to projects directly benefiting individuals.
Farmers on the hook for millions after Trump freezes USDA funds
The White House had repeatedly said the funding freeze would not impact benefits that go directly to individuals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Farmers report missing millions of dollars of funding they were promised by the U.S. Agriculture Department, despite promises from the Trump administration that a federal funding freeze would not apply to projects directly benefiting individuals.
Uhhhhh wait what?
February 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Uhhhhh wait what?
Trump is to Musk as Monica Lewinsky was to Clinton
February 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Trump is to Musk as Monica Lewinsky was to Clinton
