MY COOOOORN

Thank you! Will you be there?

of COURSE you'd suggest that 😂

HOLY HECK the timing!

My first monsterluvin art zine JUST ARRIVED so I can bring it to #ThoughtBubble tomorrow!

Banned by Stripe!
Too risky for Kickstarter!

What the hell IS IT?
It's a handpainted love-letter to monsters.
It's £4.
And it contains *kissing* (as well as rumpus pumpus)

Packing comic stock for tbubs - pondering taking up valuable table realestate with this

Oh hell yes! Sneaky Swedish invasion!

Wanna ToS me out of existence, processors? Jokes on you, I'm into it - I run on Spite.

Your art-policing is simply making me Pettier

See you at #ThoughtBubble tomorrow 👀

iz okay - i shall survive by the power of dog gifs 🥰

in short: I have to do data security compliance for one of my payment processors, and their scanner saw a vulnerability in the plugin. So unless I fix that, I get into trouble (fines etc). And I can't fix that because it's not my plugin. I'd have to contact the devs - easier just to deactivate

In better news: I've got my table placement for the HEX sex positive market in Leeds! Come hand me cash in brown paper bags and I'll give you handpainted Artistic Ero Comics in return!

Like, why would any sane person try to make a living like this, hahaha

At least when I was cleaning offices I didn't have to learn css one day, read TOS legalese the next, argue with companies about why painted tits and ass are art the following day and do my own PCI compliance on the weekends

So this month I've made my own DIY "kickstarter" on my website because a payment processor considers me Adult, and now I'm gonna have to DIY my webcomic Skal because another processor's scanner flagged the wordpress webcomic plugin

I'm very tired and just wanna paint some nip slips lads