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jenniedelicious
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alleged human 👁👄👁
dabbler 🌌🧚‍♀️✨️
professional overthinker & stuff breaker 🫠💫
foul-mouthed hummingbird 🌺
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Anyone recognize these two terrorist criminals?
Two unmasked domestic terrorists who are allegedly ICE agents in Cary, NC. One is a scrawny caucasian male, late 40s with a terrible mustache and dumbo-esque ears, the other is a pudgy black male in side profile, probably 30s.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Everything in the world is terrible, so I got my nails done and they are accidental Galinda nails and I feel like that's a win for me. And I needed that win 💅🫧
Image of a hand with pink ombre nails with a chrome overlay, and the hand is holding a purple can of blackberry bubly sparkling water
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I personally killed napkins.
Elder millennials for paper towels
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Saw this rolling through Mooresville, NC today. I have no idea wtf this is or why the sheriff has one.
Some sort of armored vehicle with sheriff written on the front.
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Okay but what the dental hell is happening here? This woman's head is a glitch in the matrix.
Why does this lady's upper jaw look incorrect.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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GUYS. I watched what I think was a padres at blue jays game earlier this year, and some guy was wearing a purpley-green-blue sequin coat and THIS MFer IS BACK!! 🤣
A man in the crowd at the world series is wearing a purple and green and blue sequined coat.
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 👍🎃🥜🇺🇸

IT'S SO GOOD
A white bowl full of peanuts and candy corn
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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This post-game edit 😂
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Today's main character, block sagebear24.bsky.com
"At least Cuomo can run the city and not let Muslims take over like in Dearborn, MI". Sagebear24 is a racist piece of shit
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I feel like I am going insane.
Jesse watters guest side by side, they are the same person
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Why does this look like the exact guy fox news has had, incognito, half a dozen times on Jesse Watters' show?
ICE agent that suspiciously looks like the recycled fox news guest on Jesse Watters
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Michael Rapaport every single time he thinks he's got 'em.
A hateful boomer eating pavement face first after falling over his own two feet
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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In other news, my nails tech is a boss and he understood the assignment.

I am ren faire weekend ready. 💅
A hand displaying oval manicured nails that look like dark fairy butterfly wings, with shifting tones of purple, blue, and green.
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Dude's fucked. I rarely pull the devil card, but there it is. I asked from the angle of the epstein survivors coming back to Capitol Hill today.

The mask is slipping and the devil is coming to collect 💅
Tarot cards on a cloth from the top - the heirophant reversed, queen of cups reversed, 2 of wands reversed, queen of wands reversed, queen of pentacles, and the devil.
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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It's giving
An image from Tron: Ares of a human form in a black action suit with red lights in stripes, much like the new Canadian court robes.
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I got Alf head and you didn't.
A 3D fuzzy Alf head pin.
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Mashed potato head loser.
Once upon a time, an angry little dictator had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped upon his head to stop him from throwing a temper tantrum. Here he is, looking so mad with the potatoes on his head.
September 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I mean, come on.
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Did Zohran pulling out of the ABC town hall do this???
Variety posted an image of Kimmel that says Jimmy Kimmel returns: ABC ends suspension starting tuesday.
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
The Goonies
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen from the adventures od mary-kate & Ashley the case of thorn mansion, a musical mystery series.
September 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Update: I was correct, it is not pretty today.

That is.. as hard as I have ever walked into anything 😅
The small bruise from yesterday is now about the size of a kiwi fruit, and has turned kinda purple. Good job, me.
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Hand for scale. Owieeeee. Pray for me 😂
The beginning of a bruise appearing on the front of a thigh. Hand for scale.
September 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Dog groomer took their eyebrows.
Image of a dachshund on a cushioned seat looking toward the camera. He is not a smooth coat though - he is a wire haired that looks more like a fluffy silky when grown out 😂 he has been shaved.
September 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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BALL
Image of a dachshund outside in the grass who is focused on a ball out of frame. There is a second dachshund in the background with a ball.
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM