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jenni; member of the mahjong-cule

your wife's wife

she/her 🩷🤍🩵 | 🧡🤍🩷
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if you are a landscape i can take a really pretty picture of you!
A computer edited 35 mm photo that has been scanned of a railroad track in Conway, South Carolina that is covered in fallen leaves. the sky is gray and dreary.
January 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center 😮‍💨
a photograph of a man sitting in front. of a lot of TV screens. oh the screens are two men kissing. the chyron reads, "Liberty University, Gay Sex Command Center."
January 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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let me take your picture 😙
a selfie of a woman. she has dirty blonde, shoulder length hair. she is wearing a black hoodie and a pink t-shirt. around her neck is a Cannon AE-1 35mm film camera. the woman is smiling and making a "V" with her index and middle fingers.
January 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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ohhhh that class solidarity chest! i thought you were talking about my boobs.
a parody monopoly card. it features a figure in a hoodie shooting the monopoly man. the text reads, "CLASS SOLIDARITY CHEST. GO TO HELL. GO DIRECTLY TO HELL. DO NOT EXPLOIT. DO NOT COLLECT $43M. 2024 THE FINE ART REVOLUTION."
December 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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ummmm doc... acid is a morning drug. shouldn't i take a tab in morning instead of the evening?
"Directions. Take 2 Tablets By Mouth In The Morning And 1 Tab In The Evening."
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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congratulations!
a sign for the store, Going, Going, Gone! by Dick's but only the words "Dicks" and "Gone!" can be seen.
December 8, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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remember, United Healthcare doesn't cover stitches, so don't be snitching 🤫
A wanted poster from the Federal Bureau of Investigation featuring an image of the unknown United Healthcare CEO shooter. The text on the poster reads, "seeking information. unknown suspect - murder investigation. New York City, New York, December 4th 2024. reward the FBI is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to the arrested conviction of the individual responsible for this crime. details the FBI's New York field office is assisting the New York City Police department in seeking the public's assistance and identifying the unknown suspect responsible for the shooting death of a 50-year-old male victim outside 1335 Avenue of the Americas and midtown Manhattan, New York City, New York, and approximately 6:45 a.m. on the morning of December 4th 2024. if you have any information concerning this place, please contact the toll-free tip line at 1-800-CALL-FBI or the city of New York Police department's toll-free tip line at 1-800-577-TIPS. You may also contact your local FBI office or submit a tip online at tips.fbi.gov. Field office New York."
December 8, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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gods favorite passenger princess
a woman white dirty blonde hair and blue glasses smiling at the camera from the passenger seat of a car.
December 7, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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new Jenn dropped
a woman posing for a selfie. she is wearing a white sweater and obscuring the letters, "New York." she has dirty blonde hair styled with curtain bangs and a fresh shag style hair cut that is shoulder length.
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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sorry but we're unable to accept your payment of $10,000. you haven't met your deductible yet.

also premeditation sounds like a preexisting condition... idk if your reward covers that. sorry 🤷‍♀️
a snippet from a news article. "The New York Police Department is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information regarding the shooter. At a midday press conference, NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch called the situation " a brazen, targeted attack" that " does not appear to be a random act of violence."
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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get fucked!

pillage and enrich yourself on what should be a human right and eventually your bad karma will catch up with you.
a phone notification from the Times Unions newspaper. the notification reads, "The UnitedHealthcare CEO has been shot and killed outside a New York City hotel, AP source says."
December 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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so happy with how this edit turned out
a photograph of a feminine presenting person on a black dress with purple eyeshadow playing guitar and singing into a microphone. she is wearing angel wings. the background lights are green and blue. there is a strong black vignette. the artist is baddreamadventure from Albany, NY.
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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new gender just dropped
a screenshot of an ominous nature. in bold text is the word "gender." below is the words "on file," in standard fontface.
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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the twink who lives inside me is SCREAMING!!!

Tell us your birth year by sharing the cover of an album that was released the year you were born.
album cover for Britney Spears' album "... baby one more time" which was released in 1999.
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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post a you from a different era

fading pink era, cir. 2020
a woman in a black dress with flowers. she is posing for the camera. her hair is a reddish color and her eyes are blue.
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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drink up girly
an anime girl. with black hair wearing a white top and blue skirt. in pink text the image reads, "DRINK MORE WATER YOU BEAUTIFUL DEHYDRATED BITCH."
November 22, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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do it, you won't!
a black and white illustration from a Yuri manga. there are two women sitting on a bench. in impact font there is text that reads, "ENOUGH GAY THOUGHTS, IT'S TIME FOR GAY ACTIONS."
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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here's the video from when i hurt myself the first time 😅
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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the girl // her morning music

baddreamadventure.bandcamp.com/album/cursed...
A woman in a train bathroom with blonde hair a blue silky shirt and blue glasses posing for the camera. album art for musician BADDREAMADVENTURE. the name of the album is cursedimage.jpg. in the background of the album, art is glitchy computer art of an industrial and unknown origin. The colors primarily in the are pink, red, blue, and purple with a dash of yellow.
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the fucking city trans!
a photograph by A. Rodriguez of the Albany skyline. the state offices are illuminated in blue, pink, and white lights.
November 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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calling all Vermonters! get out and support my friend and see her magical, whimsical, electronic, gender fuck music live and in person
a concert flyer. it reads, " THE HOUSE PROJECT. DREAMLAND FROM ANOTHER, FUNCTION, BIG BOOFY, DEAR THUNDERSTORM, ABSENCE OF THOUGHT, ERROR SPARROW. TECHNO, HIP-HOP, AMBIENT, EXPERIMENTAL. $5 COVER. SATURDAY, 11/26. DM FOR ADDRESS."
November 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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just going to leave this here
printed text on a page. the text reads, "1. Do not obey in advance. Most of the power of authoritarianism is freely given. In times like these, individuals think ahead about what a more repressive government will want, and then offer themselves without being asked. A citizen who adapts in this way is teaching power what it can do."
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Spot the difference!
Nov 24 v. Nov 23
a woman in a brown coat and blue blouse walking down the street holding a coffee. she is wearing blue glasses and as blonde, shoulder length hair a woman in a brown shirt walking down the street holding a coffee. she is wearing gold rim glasses and as blonde, shoulder length hair
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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skeet skeet, reskeet your pfp
A woman in a black bandana and black tank top holding a teal phone. looking into a mirror and taking a selfie.
November 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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scientists? nah, we are test subjects
a screenshot from Tumblr.com. the post reads, "our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking." in a reply made by the original poster they respond, "our bottom scientists are. hm. well. theyre contributing too 👍." the post on Tumblr was made by user, marcillesmallnaturals.
November 19, 2024 at 7:17 PM