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Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté
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Bleibe, reste, stay
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Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
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I am asking this sincerely, are their any news sources that don’t editorialize news anymore? I would like to just read facts. I am so sick and tired of being told or being nudged in certain directions by intentional language.
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am saying this, not for my own health but for yours:

99.9% of you have no idea what dementia actually looks like. You think because someone can speak in complete sentences they are fine.

By the time many of you realize something is wrong with a loved one, you’re already deep in it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have ordered 10+ packages from Denmark since the tariffs were put in place. Minus the price hike, nothing changed.

This time, my package has been sent to Miami and is being double inspected. It didn’t even go straight to LA like normal.

I have a feeling I’ll never see this package.
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I haven’t picked up “The Illusion of Safety” in at least 15 years.

“And I'm almost sure
That I've been here before,
That this is not the first time I've stood in front of this door,
With an overwhelming feeling that I shouldn't go in,
But it seems this is a battle that I never could win.”
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The band Cake is horrifically underrated.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Probably my most controversial take:

Commercials and episodic tv that aired weekly is what helped shaped the attention spans and ability for delayed gratification of mid century through tech age people. Accidentally of course but still.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Totally random but those masks in that “dental” office on Epstein island; anyone else get the feeling there is some life mask, occult mystical sex magik Ala Crowley shit going on here? I’ll bet a Big Mac those masks are men who have been there and gone through some kind of ritual.
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s only now occurring to me that although I was literally working in the music industry for many of the bands, I almost completely noped out of music by 2002. I didn’t get into the industry because I loved it, I got in because I hated it.

I need to stop thinking. Someone give me something to do.
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nobody will believe me but I know how to stop Trump.

I need someone to go up and ask him (on camera) what the first thing he is going to do with his father when he meets him in heaven as they spend the rest of eternity together.

Push the idea of him being with his father in heaven FOREVER.

💅🏼
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He now has as many paws and he does trips around the sun.

Happy birthday Oliver pickles pocket!
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So here I am writing a whole ass thesis for fun on limp bizkit being the symbolic fall of white male western civilization and one of my dearest friends is fucking hanging out with Fred durst as we speak.

What kind of fuckery is my life. I can’t even make this shit up.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t remember giving permission to be turned into ai? Well anyway, if you ever wondered what having a conversation with me would be like, Evil Neuro will demonstrate for you. No this is not me but it very well could be.

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December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
AI for public is like giving a baby a piece of uranium wrapped as candy.

Babies shouldn’t be near uranium. 99.9% of people shouldn’t be near uranium. You don’t see anyone demanding uranium be in the hands of everyone.

The most AI 99.9% of people actually need they had long before ChatGPT.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I know some people would argue heroin but for me the most addictive substance ever created is Pinterest.
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I just purchased a pair of twin cannon cords from Jnco.
two drag queens are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying i 'm not
ALT: two drag queens are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying i 'm not
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November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don’t know why but every factor meal I eat I become repulsed by. This is going to sound crazy but it feels like fake food. It tastes like nothing and it looks too perfect that my body rejects it for being inauthentic. If you told me it is plastic shaped and textured like food I’d believe it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Theres a woman who sits in our courtyard who, because she is clearly not very intelligent, took me correcting her on HER PERSONAL theory of evolution as meaning I don’t believe in evolution and has been going around telling people this.

I don’t bother stopping her because it’s way funnier not to.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if yall didn’t call me stupid all the time maybe I wouldn’t seem like such an asshole for being utterly dumbfounded at how little you actually know. Ever think about that Linda?

My name is jennhatesyou, I’ve been in on the joke the whole time.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Welp, everything I love has been eaten by moths. Literally ate the wool out of an acrylic wool blend $600 coat from morphine generation I bought 20 years ago.

I have been pushed so over the edge emotionally these past few years that I’m not even sad.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Im grateful my childhood apartment has long been sold because I don’t fucking know how you’d be able to market an apartment on east 71st street in NYC anymore without the immediate Epstein association.
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am what happens when you give the mouse a cookie.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Usually I hate the yt algo but the day they dropped Cain Culto in my feed they have never gotten it more right.

If you are uninitiated, get on this.

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Cain Culto - KFC Santería feat. Sudan Archives (Official Music Video)
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November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Have you ever tried cleaning a weed pipe clogged with resin? You know how you’ll get a big chunk loose but wont come out of the hole so it just like rattles around in there?

That’s my ear right now and a ball of wax. Maybe if I force water in the other ear it will work like a Neti pot? (Jk)
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thermals don’t need drugs to have a good time, the thermals need drugs just to stay alive.

Everything in circles.

Everything Thermals.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM