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Jenn
@jennftw.bsky.social
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🌻Millennial Gauche🎨
🐁Proverbial Sad Cocaine Rat🐀
⏳34 |📍NC | 📚Paralegal | 🗣️ Loudmouth

There are some who call me... Indi🍌
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I saw this "seasonal wall art" & immediately thought of this hc/exchange

if only a real artist would alastorify this for the masses
A dorky looking Christmas buck with a big red bow around his neck and a garland with holly berries in his antlers like a crown
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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why this 😭😭😭 it's been two days
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Another successful beach trip for the books
A heron walks across a soft, white sand Gulf Coast beach. Behind the bird is the skyline as dawn breaks. To the right, a brick pathway trailing off into the distance. To the left, a small marina. The sky is awash with the sunset and also reflected in the water. A petite, contemplative brunette with short hair and a green Fleet Foxes ball cap is seen from behind. They are standing on a white sand beach in shallow water, staring out while holding a partially-eaten pistachio muffin.
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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when the vibes are immaculate 🦀
A coffee travel mug with a blue crab design. The words "I got crabs at Lartigue's Seafood" are decorated with filigree and surround. The business location and phone number are listed below.
October 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I think that's super fair! This lil dude is just too adorable & I'd be more than happy to pay you for the opportunity to take him places with me. ❤️
A series of drawings of cute little nightmares prancing, one circled in bright red.
September 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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today's mood
a loose pen drawing on yellow, lined note paper of a very simplified, very exhausted face with the letters "P H U C K" in all caps beneath. written notes from the other side of the page are visible but largely illegible.
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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if toilets could text
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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this may be the funniest shit my realtor has ever sent me, ever
Screenshot of a text thread. First message is a picture of a porcelain toilet staring forlornly out the bathroom window (which is floor-to-ceiling and feet away), faithfully awaiting the eventual return of its master. Second message says "Thinking of you." a blank of the Kermit staring out a rainy window meme, giving the same energy as the sad, lonely toilet
August 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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masking at work be like
Birthday Girl celebrating her Sweet 16 smiles warmly for the camera, while strong-arming a toddler-aged relative from blowing out her candles for her by the hair
June 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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who else gets weirdly excited when you write something nicely... like this single comma I'm extremely proud of
June 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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❤️💛💙 Rumham Pride ❤️💛💙
The "Biscuits & Banjos" music festival sign in sunny downtown Durham on the street just behind the merch tent.
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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call me a nature photographer cuz I just caught two Amazon trucks breeding in the wild
March 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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We lost our tiny, spicy old lady over the weekend. To put it mildly, we're utterly devastated.

Miss you always, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. 💔
A skinny, geriatric calico cat sits perched atop a messy pile of blankets. The owner's, who is underneath, face is peeking between the layers. A 5lb calico cat big spoons a 70lb hound dog, her beloved lesbian lover. A small calico cat is curled up in a small ball atop folded blankets, eyes barely open. A small calico cat is curled up against the pillows of a (mostly) made bed.
February 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I bought myself a pretty #Brahmin bag & felt like sharing ☺️ yw bsky
February 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Spotify really just.... gets me
A screenshot of a user's daylist from Spotify, titled "Lazy Jazz Cat." The cover photo has an orange tabby cat curled up in blankets beside a laptop.
February 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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best birb boy 🩵
Kass, the Rito, is sitting on a cliff playing his accordion and smiling in the sunshine.
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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#LawTwitter of Bluesky, I humbly present the below meme. It took, perhaps, an embarrassing amount of time to make but I hope you enjoy nonetheless.
December 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM