they should make an Oscars but for movies that were actually good

You can tell a lot about someone based on if they ever claimed to be team Jamie after listening to The Last Five Years.

not to be silly goofy in these trying times but i really think a regional production of newsies could heal me

oh, to be a cat with concept of social media, no concept of tech billionaires. head so empty. thoughts so soft.

I would sooner give President Xi Jinping my personal phone number than give Mark Zuckerberg the satisfaction of using Facebook again

anyway happy Reeses Hearts season to all who celebrate