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JennaUnhinged
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@SeattleKraken #SeaKraken #LetsFly #TridentsUp 🦑🏒⛸️❤️‍🔥💙🩵🐦‍🔥🔱

I just want to talk Kraken hockey and/or support you with your mental or chronic health issue. Have fun, do your best, be careful. Proud of you.
I remember when I was having a weird night and I got on IG and DM’d Cale Makar and explained to him like a 6 year old why he should apologize for the hit on Canner in game 4 of the playoffs, lol. I wrote this long-ass DM re feelings and shit lol - still waiting for a reply, Cale @seattlekraken.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
How long do I troll Kraken Reddit after midnight on a Saturday night to scratch the itch bc there are no more games and I’m literally an addict in recovery and Kraken Hockey addiction is legit.

(The answer is “stop chasing the dragon. 6 months will fly by.”)

Right? ….right? 🤯🫠😭 ….Guys???
April 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Really proud of the boys this season all things considered….. we couldn’t help the injuries that really fucked us.

Compared to this time last season a game like tonight shows they CARE, and that matters.

I love this team #SeaKraken
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Really like this 4th line. My guess is Mikey might be the only one we see next season…. 😢 #SeaKraken
April 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Last game of the season and I can’t get it on ESPN+ but it’s being televised on ESPN?? I legit don’t understand what I’m paying for?? Almost as frustrating as this 1st period. So grateful for the @seattlekraken.com KHN and some rabbit ear antennas lol. I almost went to this game, too. #SeaKraken
April 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Holy mackerel! First the Mariners and now the Kraken won too over the LA Kings! Whoo hoo! It's a good night for Seattle sportsballpuck!
April 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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KRAKEN WIN! Seattle holds on late despite a strong Los Angeles push, and the Kraken are 3-0 through three games on the final road trip of the season.

CSSMin seems to be good Kraken luck on the road 🤷‍♂️

#SeaKraken #GoKingsGo
April 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
FWIW, (and I realize people can have different opinions and that’s great) as a big Kraken fan, my favorite part of the game was anything OTHER than the part where the Kings scored #SeaKraken
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m not saying I’m a genius or anything because I’m not at all. But some of the people on Kraken Reddit are complete fucking idiots.
April 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
People can have different opinions and that’s great! But my opinion is that if you watched that @seattlekraken.com vs. @nhlcanucks.bsky.social game and honestly think it would’ve been better for us to have lost, you’re not a real #SeaKraken fan.
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Quite a few empty seats in Rogers Arena lol.

Waah. 😿

#SeaKraken
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Let’s start with the rhinestone jersey tonight because sometimes when you don’t FEEL sparkly, you can at least BE sparkly. And if that doesn’t work, there’s plenty of other jerseys, lol. #SeaKraken #FakeItTilYouMakeIt #CaSucks
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just heard Coach concede that there is, in fact, some animosity, some bad blood, some specific bad feelings between players on the @seattlekraken.com and @nhlcanucks.bsky.social. Beginning of a rivalry, if you will. #SeaKraken
April 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I saw online that it’s Trans Day of Visibility, so I texted my beautiful cousin to say hey and I love you, and it feels….. so small and I feel really helpless and a little scared honestly. Trans women are women. Some people are never going to agree but also they’ll never just let people be 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️✊🏼
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The other podcast host from the podcast I love where I looked stupid and the one host didn’t dunk on me weighed in and said “hi” on my tweet too!

If you’re not listening to “Morning Cuppa Hockey,” please do!! Jonny and Colby are hilarious and have great guests and content.

Bonus: nice guys.
March 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I loved Mikey Eyssimont (“Ace,” lol) immediately, for his play. Then I learned that he has Crohn’s, an autoimmune disease (an “immune-mediated inflammatory disease,” I learned) and I have one called Myositis (body attacking my muscles). Wonder if he struggles like I do at all? Hope he stays.
March 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
1/3 I @‘d the hosts of one of my fave podcasts that I legit listen to every day to get some info on a thing they are doing with their listeners - and I swear to god I listen every day - but I managed to look REALLY dumb, lol. The info was posted somewhere. Now I remember: I went there and still
March 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I KNEW IT! They just needed one and I KNEW they could get it and of course it’s Captain Clutch 🤩 #SeaKraken
March 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Right after I saw my helicopter, I got some really, REALLY good news. Like….. I can’t think of much better I could’ve received. Based on how things have been going, specifically today, I thought that helicopter was a cruel joke. But no; helicopters still mean something.

I LOVE helicopters.
I just saw a helicopter. Today.
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I just saw a helicopter. Today.
March 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Huh. On “DFO Rundown” this morning Frank Seravalli thinks we could be looking at a coaching change. “Even one year of Dan Bylsma has told you enough. Even though that team is not a great roster construction…”

No way @seattlekraken.com
ownership replaces this coaching squad. #SeaKraken
March 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Time for a jersey change. Let’s try my Hayds Coachella one see if that does anything for this raggedy-ass team tonight lol.

(I love you, boys. Hang in there.) #SeaKraken
March 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@lockedonkraken.bsky.social @blackrosiemedia.com I just tweeted you a novel and I realized I messed up, lol. I said “Fair AND Foul” and meant “JUST FOUL.” I was multi-tasking.

Also sorry for the novel lol.

You’re rad. Thx/sorry!
March 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🧵 @lockedonkraken.bsky.social @blackrosiemedia.com great last 2 shows. Thx for the “play like Donato.” Why did GMRF let him walk 🤦🏼‍♀️ Anyway, “Fair AND Foul.” You were SPOT ON in your analysis of “Foul.” Did you hear he was unpopular in the dressing room??? I KNEW he was bad vibes. I wanted him gone
March 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Stevie!
February 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM