Examples of Floridian slips: “I’m on the top floor of the hotel, so I have to take the alligator up”

“This beat is slow. They need to pick up the Tampa”

Ooooh I’m intrigued!!

Ooooh I’m not insane but I am intrigued!!

It hurts but for me it’s a good hurt

Even more fun for me, getting to read some of these reviews 😂

Close!! The Hobbit for this one :)

You’ve got it!! And thank you ⭐️ I get a lot of confidence by reading that even The Greats don’t land with every reader 😊

As a relic from the 1900s myself, I think I also felt myself melt into the floor 🫠 and you’re right! The Hobbit :)

You got it!!! And I agree, there’s a point there 🤣

Close! The Hobbit :)

You got it!! 🤣

You guessed it!! Had to start this contest with my personal favorite book 🤣

This sounds amazing! 😍 Would absolutely pluck off the shelf one day — “Tea obsessed adventurer” made me think of Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson! Might be up your alley if you haven’t read it yet. (And kid-friendly too 😉)