Wait, I'm confused. The military pays you?? Don't they? #HolidayTouchdown #countdowntochristmas
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Wait, I'm confused. The military pays you?? Don't they? #HolidayTouchdown #countdowntochristmas
The Jonas Brothers Christmas movie was surprisingly not terrible! Some parts were actually pretty funny.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Jonas Brothers Christmas movie was surprisingly not terrible! Some parts were actually pretty funny.
Imagine my surprise when I'm watching the new Leo movie and *Kevin Tighe* pops up bc I s2g I saw him in an In Memoriam montage like over a decade ago, and I remember being bummed.
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Imagine my surprise when I'm watching the new Leo movie and *Kevin Tighe* pops up bc I s2g I saw him in an In Memoriam montage like over a decade ago, and I remember being bummed.
Ya know, Andie MacDowell gets cast as the mom of a love interest in those tv romance movies a lot... but why can't I see her and Kyle Chandler or her and Scott Bakula falling in love over Christmas or at the beach???
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ya know, Andie MacDowell gets cast as the mom of a love interest in those tv romance movies a lot... but why can't I see her and Kyle Chandler or her and Scott Bakula falling in love over Christmas or at the beach???
Finished ep 5 of #BeastInMe. Villain couldn't help confessing his grand plan on the phone to a journo. Hope she has the app that records all your calls.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Finished ep 5 of #BeastInMe. Villain couldn't help confessing his grand plan on the phone to a journo. Hope she has the app that records all your calls.
The bag of frozen veggies from the supermarket is down to 10oz and costs $3. Thanks, Trump, you stupid, perverted SOB.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The bag of frozen veggies from the supermarket is down to 10oz and costs $3. Thanks, Trump, you stupid, perverted SOB.
Shocked it actually works math-wise that guy could play the redhead's father. He played younger for way too long. He was always playing a frat guy. Bro was in his 40s. #ThreeWisestMen #Hallmark #CountdowntoChristmas
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Shocked it actually works math-wise that guy could play the redhead's father. He played younger for way too long. He was always playing a frat guy. Bro was in his 40s. #ThreeWisestMen #Hallmark #CountdowntoChristmas
I just want a reasonably priced small pack of dual Christmas/Hanukkah cards that don't have the word "Chrismukkah" or "Let's Get Lit" anywhere on it. Why is this impossible every year??
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I just want a reasonably priced small pack of dual Christmas/Hanukkah cards that don't have the word "Chrismukkah" or "Let's Get Lit" anywhere on it. Why is this impossible every year??
Done with McDonalds bc I only liked the fountain soda and they have these disgusting cardboard straws with pieces falling off, coming apart, and full of toxic glues. Nasty.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Done with McDonalds bc I only liked the fountain soda and they have these disgusting cardboard straws with pieces falling off, coming apart, and full of toxic glues. Nasty.
OMG. The new Toy Story trailer has a New Wave song. I am questioning how Forky is still around, and what's Woody doing there. Trilogy was sooo good. They lowkey ruined it with TS4. Nevertheless, I will be watching TS5, still.
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
OMG. The new Toy Story trailer has a New Wave song. I am questioning how Forky is still around, and what's Woody doing there. Trilogy was sooo good. They lowkey ruined it with TS4. Nevertheless, I will be watching TS5, still.
I'm sorry, is that Anna Faris in the Scrubbing Bubbles commercial or a lookalike?
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm sorry, is that Anna Faris in the Scrubbing Bubbles commercial or a lookalike?
Rustin's family being a Christian rockband tracks bc every time I see him I think Jesus Christ Superstar. #FindingMrChristmas
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rustin's family being a Christian rockband tracks bc every time I see him I think Jesus Christ Superstar. #FindingMrChristmas
Nobody hates poor people more than America.
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Nobody hates poor people more than America.
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
Rakuten seems like they spend a lot of money on their holiday ads... but like, their commercials kinda suck, no?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Rakuten seems like they spend a lot of money on their holiday ads... but like, their commercials kinda suck, no?
The hot boyfriend is very hot. Hope Hallmark gives him some leads. Maybe he can play a prince. #AKellerChristmasVacation
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The hot boyfriend is very hot. Hope Hallmark gives him some leads. Maybe he can play a prince. #AKellerChristmasVacation
Has anyone seen the new GAP ad? It's incredibly rude. Supposed to be like those musical ones from ~1999, but the songs aren't oldies...
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Has anyone seen the new GAP ad? It's incredibly rude. Supposed to be like those musical ones from ~1999, but the songs aren't oldies...
My bastard landlord put a bar under my apartment, and according to their insta... live music 6-9. It's cute how nobody thought soundproofing would be nice. Guess I'm just a dumb POS.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My bastard landlord put a bar under my apartment, and according to their insta... live music 6-9. It's cute how nobody thought soundproofing would be nice. Guess I'm just a dumb POS.
5 mins into this new #Frankenstein and you can already tell it was directed by a man.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
5 mins into this new #Frankenstein and you can already tell it was directed by a man.
Death by Lightning was weird at its insistence nobody knows Garfield. If anything, they don't know who tf Chester A. Arthur is.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Death by Lightning was weird at its insistence nobody knows Garfield. If anything, they don't know who tf Chester A. Arthur is.
Am I crazy? A business just told me I could pay an invoice online, but not over the phone bc if you pay over the phone you can do a chargeback, but not online. Like... you CAN chargeback online purchases. Not instilling confidence you lie to me and imply I'm a scammer.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Am I crazy? A business just told me I could pay an invoice online, but not over the phone bc if you pay over the phone you can do a chargeback, but not online. Like... you CAN chargeback online purchases. Not instilling confidence you lie to me and imply I'm a scammer.
So the not awful people won NY Mayor and NJ Governor, right? Like, it's settled? We're good for now?
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So the not awful people won NY Mayor and NJ Governor, right? Like, it's settled? We're good for now?
Naw, it's insane they're wasting money and resources on this. What a farce. Big babies.
There was no dispute from anyone in a federal district courtroom on Tuesday that a man in Washington pelted a federal agent with a freshly made deli sandwich in August. There was considerable dispute, however, over whether the act should be treated as a criminal offense.
Sandwich-Thrower Trial in D.C. Focuses on Moment of Impact
In a fast-moving trial, prosecutors invited testimony from the federal agent who said he was hit by a deli sandwich during a confrontation with Sean Dunn.
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November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Naw, it's insane they're wasting money and resources on this. What a farce. Big babies.
Dang, and next week they gotta ride a horse? So physical this season. #FindingMrChristmas
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dang, and next week they gotta ride a horse? So physical this season. #FindingMrChristmas