can anyone beat this or are you normal?

I work in a really niche market, so more often than not, I have to tell people I can’t help them. Follow up question is always “well do you know who can help me”. Also no… do you ask doctor for electrician referrals?!

Chewy piece of chicken???? I won’t be eating until 2025.

The bartender just called me super babe. Mom, bringing my bf to thanksgiving tomorrow.

Went out in Lakewood last night and it’s just so fun. We gotta do it more often.

2-8 and based on the city tonight, you’d think we were playoff contenders.

how do people go to the gym when it’s cold out? I’m going but I’m going to complain the whole time.

I fell asleep at 3:30 and didn’t wake up til 6, so I’ll be here all night if you guys need anything. #letemknow

I can’t handle a stressful Cavs game in this economy.

Are they trying to make every arena floor ugly?

16-0, let’s go.

I’m going to a book swap event tonight and getting my aura read. On par if my aura is pitch black.