The person who decided lemon filing belonged in cakes deserves a life sentence. Got the whole cake tasting like LYSOL. 🤮
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The person who decided lemon filing belonged in cakes deserves a life sentence. Got the whole cake tasting like LYSOL. 🤮
Desserts for TWO thanksgiving meals done. I need a nap.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Desserts for TWO thanksgiving meals done. I need a nap.
Me in the store with a cute dress is dangerous, because my mom refused to buy them for me as a kid because they “weren’t practical” and I spent my teens and twenties being too scared to wear them because no one else did. Now? I’m taking this cute holiday dress home with me.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me in the store with a cute dress is dangerous, because my mom refused to buy them for me as a kid because they “weren’t practical” and I spent my teens and twenties being too scared to wear them because no one else did. Now? I’m taking this cute holiday dress home with me.
If you saw me on my hands and knees, ass up in the Walmart trying to reach the damn chicken stock, no you didn’t. Unless you were that hot guy I offered to grab some for.
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If you saw me on my hands and knees, ass up in the Walmart trying to reach the damn chicken stock, no you didn’t. Unless you were that hot guy I offered to grab some for.
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So we don't have air traffic control money or food stamps money but we have demo the White House money?
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So we don't have air traffic control money or food stamps money but we have demo the White House money?
If LSU doesn’t stop running this ball up the fucking middle. The play calling is ass.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If LSU doesn’t stop running this ball up the fucking middle. The play calling is ass.
Why tf is someone bumping Christian praise music while standing in line at this coffee truck at 7 am? Girl, shut the fuck up.
October 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why tf is someone bumping Christian praise music while standing in line at this coffee truck at 7 am? Girl, shut the fuck up.
Holy. Shit. This Bills Ravens game. 🤯
September 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Holy. Shit. This Bills Ravens game. 🤯
I know Brian Kelly isn’t getting in Garrett’s fucking face on the sideline right now. YOU are the problem. You and the entire coaching staff who have been calling absolute trash plays all night. Shut all the way tf up, Brian.
August 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I know Brian Kelly isn’t getting in Garrett’s fucking face on the sideline right now. YOU are the problem. You and the entire coaching staff who have been calling absolute trash plays all night. Shut all the way tf up, Brian.
I just want to know who tf is calling these plays for LSU and why they think any of this bullshit is a good idea.
August 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just want to know who tf is calling these plays for LSU and why they think any of this bullshit is a good idea.
Arch Manning said “y’all better put some respect on my mama’s name,” and I love him for that.
August 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Arch Manning said “y’all better put some respect on my mama’s name,” and I love him for that.
I cannot stand when people use speakerphone in public places. Like ma’am, this is a doctor’s office.
August 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I cannot stand when people use speakerphone in public places. Like ma’am, this is a doctor’s office.
I love watching the Little League World Series, because what do you mean this 12 year old is FIVE FOOT ELEVEN???? And his teammate is barely reaching five foot even??
August 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love watching the Little League World Series, because what do you mean this 12 year old is FIVE FOOT ELEVEN???? And his teammate is barely reaching five foot even??
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True friendship is laying next to each other in bed while the baby sleeps and tapping each other to share memes.
July 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
True friendship is laying next to each other in bed while the baby sleeps and tapping each other to share memes.
Me trying to explain the Iran conflict to my mom, dating all the way back to the last time we overthrew the Iranian government in 1953, the year she was born.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a spider on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a spider on it .
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June 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me trying to explain the Iran conflict to my mom, dating all the way back to the last time we overthrew the Iranian government in 1953, the year she was born.
This damn LSU game has me stressed tf out at work.
June 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This damn LSU game has me stressed tf out at work.
TONY AWARD WINNER DARREN CRISS
June 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
TONY AWARD WINNER DARREN CRISS
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My annual “oh im deeply gay (bi)” post. 🔥🔥🔥
June 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My annual “oh im deeply gay (bi)” post. 🔥🔥🔥
Gagged on the pill form of NyQuil, so I tried the liquid kind. Whoever invented that should be jailed. Fuck that person.
June 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Gagged on the pill form of NyQuil, so I tried the liquid kind. Whoever invented that should be jailed. Fuck that person.
Nah, Rick from Canada has got to go. #DestinationX
June 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nah, Rick from Canada has got to go. #DestinationX
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Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
June 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
Three college baseball players, all running for a pop fly, nobody calling for it. Fucking embarrassing. Is this LSU game actually someone’s kid’s tball game being aired on espn?
June 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Three college baseball players, all running for a pop fly, nobody calling for it. Fucking embarrassing. Is this LSU game actually someone’s kid’s tball game being aired on espn?
Me, who somehow missed that Lindsey Horan got married, wondering who tf Heaps was
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
ALT: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
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May 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me, who somehow missed that Lindsey Horan got married, wondering who tf Heaps was