I mean, you can't argue this isn't badass.

(No, I don't condone whipping people.)

How do I formally request asylum with Gen Z women?

A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack.

We found Santa Claus right where we thought he was. So for all you kids at home, Santa just *isn't* white.

(Also, what's up with the penguins? Nonsequiter penguins? I kept expecting a swerve to rants about gay penguins)

youtu.be/7XYlJqf4dLI?si

I think you'll love Gabrielle Drolet's series of rat watercolors if you haven't been following her. She has an account here with some, but most of it's over on Twitter.

Is Drumpf going to drop out of the race to found a Flock of Seagulls cover band?