Simon Jenkins
@jenkinssimon.bsky.social
British, but really a citizen of the world. Not always safe for work. Not related to the journalist of the same name.
Better name for the car parking charges would be Thiefrow...
May 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Better name for the car parking charges would be Thiefrow...
I call this time of year the Holly Days. Everyone gets prickly.
December 25, 2024 at 11:59 AM
I call this time of year the Holly Days. Everyone gets prickly.
No, that's not me
December 2, 2024 at 8:02 PM
No, that's not me
I did mine at 9am.. time for a run!
March 9, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I did mine at 9am.. time for a run!
Yep... It's that time of year where everyone has lost track of time
December 30, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Yep... It's that time of year where everyone has lost track of time
Available here... testicuzzi.com/products/tes...
December 28, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Available here... testicuzzi.com/products/tes...
You say that like it's a bad thing!
November 7, 2023 at 8:16 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing!
We've had many years of practice
October 21, 2023 at 9:05 PM
We've had many years of practice
Poor wooden spoon. You've hurt its feelings now.
October 21, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Poor wooden spoon. You've hurt its feelings now.
So that just makes it more effective
October 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
So that just makes it more effective
I did... But decided it probably wasn't the right answer
October 15, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I did... But decided it probably wasn't the right answer
Is someone persuing a scorched earth policy?
October 7, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Is someone persuing a scorched earth policy?
Maybe A then B...
October 6, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Maybe A then B...
Is this one of those companies that wants everyone to work from the office, but only has enough desks for about half of the people who should be at the office? I got so fed up with not being able to find a desk/car park space a decade ago that I just stopped going in.
September 28, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Is this one of those companies that wants everyone to work from the office, but only has enough desks for about half of the people who should be at the office? I got so fed up with not being able to find a desk/car park space a decade ago that I just stopped going in.
It's the best way to learn....
September 24, 2023 at 12:49 PM
It's the best way to learn....
Oh dear. How unfortunate.... Was it deserved????
September 14, 2023 at 8:22 AM
Oh dear. How unfortunate.... Was it deserved????
That sounds like something that would make a concoction 'almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.'
September 14, 2023 at 8:20 AM
That sounds like something that would make a concoction 'almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.'
Welcome. It seems friendlier than the land of the musk rat.
September 13, 2023 at 7:09 AM
Welcome. It seems friendlier than the land of the musk rat.
What is this lunch break of which you speak of? I honestly can't remember the last time I've not needed to be on Teams calls between 11:30 and 2:30 on a work day.
September 12, 2023 at 6:18 PM
What is this lunch break of which you speak of? I honestly can't remember the last time I've not needed to be on Teams calls between 11:30 and 2:30 on a work day.
That's cooler than the UK.... 31C - I'm melting....
September 7, 2023 at 4:23 PM
That's cooler than the UK.... 31C - I'm melting....