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Today Gemini and Taurus are realising they should visit their parents. To get rid of those unfunky unfresh vibes, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
July 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Gemini and Taurus are realising they should visit their parents. To get rid of those unfunky unfresh vibes, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
Today Sagittarius and Taurus are experiencing the karma of their misdeeds. To explore your options, quit being lame, losers....
July 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Sagittarius and Taurus are experiencing the karma of their misdeeds. To explore your options, quit being lame, losers....
Today Libra and Cancer are visiting a farm. To keep on keeping on, you should both read a smutty novel.
June 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Libra and Cancer are visiting a farm. To keep on keeping on, you should both read a smutty novel.
Today Cancer and Pisces are living in perpetual fear. To get rid of those unfunky unfresh vibes, have a hotdog eating competition.
June 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Cancer and Pisces are living in perpetual fear. To get rid of those unfunky unfresh vibes, have a hotdog eating competition.
Today Libra and Scorpio can't be doing well. To avoid being radicalised any further, work in retail for six hours.
June 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Libra and Scorpio can't be doing well. To avoid being radicalised any further, work in retail for six hours.
Today Aries and Aries have been radicalised. To rectify this, have a hotdog eating competition.
June 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Aries and Aries have been radicalised. To rectify this, have a hotdog eating competition.
Today Gemini and Scorpio are visiting a farm. To make a mountain outta a molehill, you should both read a smutty novel.
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Gemini and Scorpio are visiting a farm. To make a mountain outta a molehill, you should both read a smutty novel.
Today Cancer and Taurus are living in perpetual fear. To feast upon the blood of your joint enemies, work in retail for six hours.
June 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Cancer and Taurus are living in perpetual fear. To feast upon the blood of your joint enemies, work in retail for six hours.
Today Leo and Cancer are struggling to connect. To enjoy what time you have left, criss cross apple sauce.
June 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Leo and Cancer are struggling to connect. To enjoy what time you have left, criss cross apple sauce.
Today Libra and Aquarius are visiting a farm. To keep the relationship going till the will is secured, have a hotdog eating competition.
June 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Libra and Aquarius are visiting a farm. To keep the relationship going till the will is secured, have a hotdog eating competition.
Today Virgo and Sagittarius are living in perpetual fear. To make a mountain outta a molehill, turn dem frowns upside down.
June 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Virgo and Sagittarius are living in perpetual fear. To make a mountain outta a molehill, turn dem frowns upside down.
Today Aries and Aries are struggling to connect. To enjoy your time at the beach, quit tiktok.
June 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Aries and Aries are struggling to connect. To enjoy your time at the beach, quit tiktok.
Today Leo and Cancer have been radicalised. To ensure the survival of your bloodlines, you should listen to the entirity of the 2023 Wonka soundtrack.
June 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Leo and Cancer have been radicalised. To ensure the survival of your bloodlines, you should listen to the entirity of the 2023 Wonka soundtrack.
Today Cancer and Capricorn have been radicalised. To get a good birthday present, you should listen to the entirity of the 2023 Wonka soundtrack.
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Cancer and Capricorn have been radicalised. To get a good birthday present, you should listen to the entirity of the 2023 Wonka soundtrack.
Today Libra and Sagittarius are visiting a farm. To uphold your mutal hatred, quit tiktok.
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Libra and Sagittarius are visiting a farm. To uphold your mutal hatred, quit tiktok.
Today Libra and Cancer should break up. To rectify this, turn dem frowns upside down.
June 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Libra and Cancer should break up. To rectify this, turn dem frowns upside down.
Today Pisces and Aquarius are living in perpetual fear. To feast upon the blood of your joint enemies, quit being lame, losers....
June 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Pisces and Aquarius are living in perpetual fear. To feast upon the blood of your joint enemies, quit being lame, losers....
Today Gemini and Aries are experiencing the karma of their misdeeds. To enjoy what time you have left, you should both read a smutty novel.
June 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Gemini and Aries are experiencing the karma of their misdeeds. To enjoy what time you have left, you should both read a smutty novel.
Today Pisces and Leo should break up. To keep on keeping on, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
June 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Pisces and Leo should break up. To keep on keeping on, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
Today Cancer and Libra are realising they should visit their parents. To make a mountain outta a molehill, quit being lame, losers....
June 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Cancer and Libra are realising they should visit their parents. To make a mountain outta a molehill, quit being lame, losers....
Today Cancer and Cancer are realising they should visit their parents. To feast upon the blood of your joint enemies, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
June 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Cancer and Cancer are realising they should visit their parents. To feast upon the blood of your joint enemies, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
Today Taurus and Gemini are realising they should visit their parents. To get a nandos at the end of the night, you should listen to the entirity of the 2023 Wonka soundtrack.
June 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today Taurus and Gemini are realising they should visit their parents. To get a nandos at the end of the night, you should listen to the entirity of the 2023 Wonka soundtrack.
Today Scorpio and Cancer can't be doing well. To get rid of those unfunky unfresh vibes, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Scorpio and Cancer can't be doing well. To get rid of those unfunky unfresh vibes, discuss the economic implications of successfully making your own butter.
Today Leo and Pisces are major losers. To make a mountain outta a molehill, you should both read a smutty novel.
June 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Leo and Pisces are major losers. To make a mountain outta a molehill, you should both read a smutty novel.
Today Aquarius and Aries are major losers. To make sure that body remains hidden, criss cross apple sauce.
June 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today Aquarius and Aries are major losers. To make sure that body remains hidden, criss cross apple sauce.