Jenkem Sommelier
@jenkemsommelier.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Logan. I might look like every other condescending white guy with glasses, but I am, in fact, gayer and angrier. Big fan of fantasy novels, mtg jank, fighting games, and clowning on bigots.
Croissantvania was right there man
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Croissantvania was right there man
"People that have no transportation options beyond their own privately owned vehicles" might be the dumbest shit i have ever read. You really went with "I have to speed, i only have my own car, it's not like I can take the bus" as an argument holy shit buddy, get help
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"People that have no transportation options beyond their own privately owned vehicles" might be the dumbest shit i have ever read. You really went with "I have to speed, i only have my own car, it's not like I can take the bus" as an argument holy shit buddy, get help
Hey chat gpt can you turn this baddie into someone who would call me slurs real quick thanks
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hey chat gpt can you turn this baddie into someone who would call me slurs real quick thanks
It's the safety glasses for me
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's the safety glasses for me
Absolutely wild the fellas complaint is about someone raping art (by having an overlay??) while appropriating a well-known anime character to spew nazi drivel, but i guess they never were the even mildly self aware types
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Absolutely wild the fellas complaint is about someone raping art (by having an overlay??) while appropriating a well-known anime character to spew nazi drivel, but i guess they never were the even mildly self aware types
I mean, they claim to be Nordic pagans so they can get away with having nazi/general white supremacist tattoos/iconography, but sure, Petey boy, it's the beards that are off putting
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I mean, they claim to be Nordic pagans so they can get away with having nazi/general white supremacist tattoos/iconography, but sure, Petey boy, it's the beards that are off putting
Brother, no one outside of maybe shitdick establishment dems (whom we all hate) are trying to cover for the clintons. If they get exposed as an actual part of a pedophile ring outside of qanon nonsense fuck them too. Maybe reassess your weird parasocial relationship with the fuhrer and get some help
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Brother, no one outside of maybe shitdick establishment dems (whom we all hate) are trying to cover for the clintons. If they get exposed as an actual part of a pedophile ring outside of qanon nonsense fuck them too. Maybe reassess your weird parasocial relationship with the fuhrer and get some help
Big word from someone I could beat up
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Big word from someone I could beat up
Hey asshole, are you in the fucking epstein files or something? If not, please do explain the impulse to go against the very clear will of your constituency that wanted you to do anything but roll over, betray your country, and undermine everything you're supposedly fighting for
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hey asshole, are you in the fucking epstein files or something? If not, please do explain the impulse to go against the very clear will of your constituency that wanted you to do anything but roll over, betray your country, and undermine everything you're supposedly fighting for
Hell yeah, that's some of that good reflux
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hell yeah, that's some of that good reflux
I'm gonna (as a man) ruin this guy's workplace with a fucking hammer
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm gonna (as a man) ruin this guy's workplace with a fucking hammer
Fuck this heinous clown. This man is scared to go to Detroit, lives in Clarkston, and spends his time taking over the bar at the woodshop to smoke fucking pcp. I know because I used to work there and would dodge shifts if I knew Bobby was coming because he's a shit customer and thinks he's my boss
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Fuck this heinous clown. This man is scared to go to Detroit, lives in Clarkston, and spends his time taking over the bar at the woodshop to smoke fucking pcp. I know because I used to work there and would dodge shifts if I knew Bobby was coming because he's a shit customer and thinks he's my boss
Brother, do you ever think that maybe people clown on you on the internet because you sound like that when you talk?
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Brother, do you ever think that maybe people clown on you on the internet because you sound like that when you talk?
I wish Charlie kirk could die again 🤷♂️
September 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I wish Charlie kirk could die again 🤷♂️
You misunderstand, the overlap between Disney adults and juggalos IS the furries
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You misunderstand, the overlap between Disney adults and juggalos IS the furries
You're a nazi bitch with bad ideas
September 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You're a nazi bitch with bad ideas
Oh nooooo, what are the people gonna do without Morrissey coming here to tell them they're actually the real fascists for being mean to Trump or some shit?
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Oh nooooo, what are the people gonna do without Morrissey coming here to tell them they're actually the real fascists for being mean to Trump or some shit?
God these fucking actual toddlers. Waaaaah a woman with principles got attacked by jack booted thugs for sitting where they didn't like! Waaaaaaah free speech in a way that makes me uncomfortable! Big daddy gubment come arrest her!
September 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
God these fucking actual toddlers. Waaaaah a woman with principles got attacked by jack booted thugs for sitting where they didn't like! Waaaaaaah free speech in a way that makes me uncomfortable! Big daddy gubment come arrest her!
Oh boy, another braindead incel turned gutter fascist by memes, but this time it's beans and ketchup flavored. Yawn.
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oh boy, another braindead incel turned gutter fascist by memes, but this time it's beans and ketchup flavored. Yawn.
Fascism forcing me to respect the bulwark in any way is what's really sending me. Never thought I'd call Bill Fucking Kristol a comrade but here we are
September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fascism forcing me to respect the bulwark in any way is what's really sending me. Never thought I'd call Bill Fucking Kristol a comrade but here we are
Hey buddy, so like... are you gonna do something about any of this shit? Pretty please? Like, is that not your Job? Do you really want your legacy to be the guy in the history books who rolled over when the fascists came? Like motherfucker that is what we're looking at and that's what we'll remember
September 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey buddy, so like... are you gonna do something about any of this shit? Pretty please? Like, is that not your Job? Do you really want your legacy to be the guy in the history books who rolled over when the fascists came? Like motherfucker that is what we're looking at and that's what we'll remember
Yeah man, idk, I think the biggest problem I have with conservatives is that I do understand them and their motives. They just really don't like getting called out on being reactionary babies who get scared of anything you have to think about for more than three seconds to understand
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yeah man, idk, I think the biggest problem I have with conservatives is that I do understand them and their motives. They just really don't like getting called out on being reactionary babies who get scared of anything you have to think about for more than three seconds to understand
Oh boy, another big baby comrade who wants to sink the boat because it's not moving fast enough for him. Yawn.
September 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh boy, another big baby comrade who wants to sink the boat because it's not moving fast enough for him. Yawn.
We call that the Cormac McClassic
September 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We call that the Cormac McClassic