Oh man, he forgot to add, “and they should use kind words.”

Sanctioned Oil is excellent on crow’s feet and unsightly smile lines.

FIFA’s hoodwinkery.

Let’s say there was enough fentanyl on board to kill 100k people.

What’s going to happen to the turtles and whales and surfers?

If this is so, which it is. 👨‍🎨

Except for Juliet, who watches all the Fox News we’d never want to.

Yes, cat is gigantic blah blah blah. Let’s talk about the litter box that close to the stove.

It’s Bedlam. And worse.

Spray de Merde

In a hotel gym, Sean Connery climbed onto the treadmill next to me and said, “How’s this bloody thing work?” I helped him set it up and spent the next 30 minutes treadmilling next to James Bond and building up the nerve to ask him to come back to my room to walk up my sleeping husband.