We’ve all heard “it’s better to be safe than sorry,” but what if I told you that you could be safe AND sorry?

We’re not hearing from Democrats because they are in tech week for their searing production of Ionesco’s “Rhinoceros.”

Looking forward to Goth Girl Summer. Which is winter.

An ugly baby may be a freak, but a beautiful baby is a monster.

Do people in animal rescue videos have all that stuff just laying around the house? Like tiny bottles and cages and shit?