Humanities grads are the worst
-a humanities grad

The horrors persist, yet so do I

(I had to scrape ice off my windshield this morning)

People who take calls on speaker phone in a public place should be drawn and quartered

It’s that time of year again ✌️🥺

*Norma Desmond comes out of stasis*

If my Spotify Wrapped doesn’t place me in the 90th percentile of Enya listeners, 2024 if officially a wash