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Jennifer
@jenforreal.bsky.social
🧿 what up

📍 Assachusetts
Made stuffing from scratch for the first time and it was pretty fucking bomb.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My bf made me a preroll advent calendar 😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I love this man
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The next time this gay unicorn comes to my island, he is mine #corune #hkia
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Deep cleaned the bathroom and hung up pink Christmas things in there because I felt like it
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Stefano DiMera has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Rip to a real one.
October 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Made some pumpkin syrup on the stove for my espresso drinks. I had to make an iced americano for posterity 🎃
September 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mr. Business has a bone infection in his paw because of an ingrown toenail. I didn’t even realize he had this issue until the infection was set in. He is so stoic at times. I feel so stupid for not getting him to the vet sooner. I guess this can happen with elderly cats.
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ok now we are watching Cat TV under a blanket. He ate a ton of food when he got home and now he looks like he is about to pass out. Clean blankets everywhere for him to choose from.
September 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
High as fuck
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mr Business is home and high as fuck
September 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ah, yes, dark places of the internet like Reddit
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Harvesting the wildflower chaos garden today
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Making myself go outside and be a human lately. Ugh. It’s been really helpful and dumb.
September 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m in Pensacola again and I fucking hate it. I hate how temporary everything is and I hate how impossible things can feel.
August 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He had a taste of freedom yesterday (escaping outside and stopping to sniff a lavender bush) and now he will not rest until he is free again (he has been screaming at the door for two straight hours today).
August 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Mr. Business now has a chair that I can put next to my office chair in my bedroom 💕 so he can sit with me while I apply to jobs and cry ✨
August 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
When I was in high school in the early 2000s, one of my friends asked for a cardboard cutout of Angelina Jolie for Christmas and her mom got her a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom as his LOTR character instead
July 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
July 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Cyber truck with a “we the people” decal in Nashua, NH; get fucked
July 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
About to make a princess diana London fog; let’s goooooooo
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This bath so reset something inside me.
July 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Crying, screaming, throwing up as I track my bf and aunt's flight to Florida
July 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM